“- Inspector Popil: Klaus Barbie shipped the children to Auschwitz. Who told him where the children were hidden? Did you tell him?
- Prisoner Louis: When they broke my fingers, I gave them Pardou. Pardou knew where the children were hidden. He's mayor of Belleville now.”
Dominic West - Inspector Popil
Paul Ritter - Prisoner Louis

“Where were the police when the Nazis threw the children into the trucks?”
Gaspard Ulliel - Hannibal Lecter

“Hitler ended up in a ditch covered in petrol on fire... so, that's fun. I think that's funny. Because he was a mass-murdering fuck-head!”
Eddie Izzard - Himself

Hitler goes to a fortune-teller and asks, "When will I die?" and the fortune-teller replies, "On a Jewish holiday". Hitler then asks, "How do you know that?" and she replies, "Any day you die will be a Jewish holiday".
Robin Williams - Jakob

“Stop torturing me. The Germans are already doing a fine job.”
Robin Williams - Jakob