“- Sydney Small Mammals: Please, this is a wild animal! You get too close, it'll give you a nasty nip!
- Rollo Lee: A safety pin would give me a nasty nip, Lotterby. I'll tell you what fierce is, fierce is biting the whole hand off!”
Robert Lindsay - Sydney Small Mammals
John Marwood Cleese - Rollo Lee

“- Lex: Sh. Don't let the monsters come over here.
- Grant: They're not monsters, Lex. They're just animals. And these are herbivores.
- Tim: That means they only eat vegetables, but for you I think they'd make an exception.”

Ariana Richards - Lex
Sam Neill - Grant
Joseph Mazzello - Tim

“It buzzed me. We need a plan. It's a lot bigger than I thought... it's about a two pounder.”

John Candy - Chet Ripley

“Bear... bear... Big Bear... big bear chase meeeeeeee...!”
John Candy - Chet Ripley

“- The Cowardly Lion: Look at the circles under my eyes. I haven't slept in weeks!
- The Tin Man: Why don't you try counting sheep?
- The Cowardly Lion: That doesn't do any good, I'm afraid of 'em.”
Bert Lahr - The Cowardly Lion
Jack Haley - The Tin Man