“Nothing makes a woman feel more like a girl than a man who sings like a boy.”
Elizabeth Banks - Gail

“- Kate Grant: He always did have a nice voice. It was the only nice thing about that bastard.
- Woody Grant: It's all right.
- Kate Grant: All right? Did you know... he was always trying to get into my bloomers?
- David Grant: Jesusmom. Was the whole town trying to seduce you?”

June Squibb - Kate Grant
Bruce Dern - Woody Grant
Will Forte - David Grant

“- Mrs. Alexis Richardson: You know, you're quite an attractive man.
- Frankie Madison: Keep goin'.
- Mrs. Alexis Richardson: How far do you want me to go?
- Frankie Madison: I'm at the plate. You're doing the pitching.”
Kristine Miller - Mrs. Alexis Richardson
Burt Lancaster - Frankie Madison

“- Joel: I... I mean, you're more than just a sissy. You're nice and... and clean and smart... and sexy and firm and luscious and...
- Andre: Excuse me! The last thing I need right now is some fruit who's just proved himself straight tellin' my ass how sexy I am!”
Joel Michaely - Joel
Douglas Spain - Andre

“- Will: Eva was telling me that there are no men at this party that she's attractred to.
- Albert: That's ok, there's no one here I'm attracted to either.”
Ben Falcone - Will
James Gandolfini - Albert