“Second date, no tongue!”

Ronald Francis Perlman - Hellboy

“- Kevin Dolenz: How come you never ask me if I want a date?
- Naomi: I thought you were gay!”
Andrew McCarthy - Kevin Dolenz
Anna Maria Horsford - Naomi

“- Stephanie: There's gotta be more to life than just makin' out.
- Paulette: Y'know, I never thought of it that way!”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Stephanie
Lorna Luft - Paulette

“- Kitty Foyle: I thought we had a date tonight.
- Mark Eisen: What do you think's been going here for the last three hours?
- Kitty Foyle: Well, for one thing, I've slowly grown to hate you.”
Ginger Rogers - Kitty Foyle
James Craig - Mark Eisen

Don't you remember? I said I was gonna take you to the Palladium a long time ago, and you said "See me next year". Well, tonight the year is up.

Lou Costello - Abercrombie