“- Tess Coleman: You cannot eat fast food.
- Anna Coleman: Why not?
- Tess Coleman: Because it will go down your throat and drop instantly to my thighs!”

Jamie Lee Curtis - Tess Coleman
Lindsay Lohan - Anna Coleman

“- Jonathan Switcher: Hollywood I don't know about men's thighs, they look fine to me.
- Hollywood: Albert called me 'cellulite city'.”
Andrew McCarthy - Jonathan Switcher
Meshach Taylor - Hollywood

“Who's your friend, or is that your butt?”

Jada Pinkett Smith - Gloria

“- Lara: You really think I'm skinny? Bulimic skinny or anorexic skinny?
- Lauren Hynde: What's the difference?
- Lara: Bulimic skinny passes for healthy, except your teeth rot. But my teeth aren't rotting, so...”
Shannyn Sossamon - Lauren Hynde
Jessica Biel - Lara

“- Lara: It's amazing how much weight you lose when you go off The Pill.
- Lauren Hynde: Which is nothing compared to the fifty pounds you gain when you get knocked up.”
Jessica Biel - Lara
Shannyn Sossamon - Lauren Hynde