- Derrick: He looked in my eyes and he said "I don't understand you". Isn't that amazing, that he saw how complex I am?
- Mary: Maybe he just didn't understand you.
- Derrick: What do you mean?
- Mary: You said he didn't understand English very well. Maybe he just... didn't understand you.
Anthony DeSando - Derrick
Parker Posey - Mary

“You cannot be near the newly dead without feeling it.”
Nicolas Cage - Frank Pierce

“- Jill Bryant: I found it a bit melodramatic. That's only my opinion, my flatmate was moved to tears. So, there you are.
- Guy Hamilton: What does it take to move you to tears?”

Sigourney Weaver - Jill Bryant
Mel Gibson - Guy Hamilton

“- Kale: Do you think he sees us?
- Daniel Brecht: No, he can't see us. But trust me, he can feel us watching.”

Shia LaBeouf - Kale
Matt Craven - Daniel Brecht

“I'm experiencing a sensation altogether new to me, and frankly I love it!”
Kevin Murphy - Tom Servo