“- Tori: I am so glad I got waxed today.
- Karen: Ugh, me too. What did you get?
- Tori: The Bald Eagle.
- Karen: I got the Bermuda Triangle.
- Lisa: The Landing Strip.
- Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] I got the Buckwheat.”
Jessica Cauffiel - Tori
Busy Philipps - Karen
Jennifer Carpenter - Lisa
Marlon Wayans - Marcus Copeland

“- Max Minot: She's more than beautiful. She's got this way she looks at you, just... just stop your heart, you know? And make it start back up again. You know any girls like that?
- Charlie Barret: Yeah. All of them.”
Sean Patrick Flanery - Max Minot
Christopher Walken - Charlie Barret

“Little girls should be told how pretty they are. They should grow up knowing how much their mother loves them.”
Michelle Williams - Marilyn Monroe

“- Jesse: So, what's your deal? Are you one of those girls who's all dark and mysterious, then she takes off her glasses and that amazingly scary ear spike and you realize that, you know, she was beautiful the whole time?
- Beca: I don't wear glasses.
- Jesse: Then you're halfway there.”
Skylar Astin - Jesse
Anna Kendrick - Beca

- Ada Kurtzman: What do you mean "she's attractive"?
- Ben Kurtzman: Pretty.
- Ada Kurtzman: Oh my God...
- Ben Kurtzman: Mom, I said she was attractive, that doesn't necessarily mean I'm attracted to her!

Bebe Neuwirth - Ada Kurtzman
Ben Foster - Ben Kurtzman