“- Highway: Shut your face, hippie!
- Corporal 'Stitch' Jones: Hippie?
- Corporal 'Stitch' Jones: [whispers in Highway's ear] There haven't been hippies in centuries. Are you freeze-dried or doing hard time?”
Clint Eastwood - Highway
Mario Van Peebles - Stitch

“- Pappas: Let me tell you something, Harp. I was in this bureau while you were still popping zits on your funny face and jacking off to the lingerie section of the Sears catalog. But there's something I've learned in all my years...
- Ben Harp: Why don't you astonish me, shitbrains.
- Pappas: Respect for my elders!”

Gary Busey - Pappas
John C. McGinley - Ben Harp

“- Sally Albright: Charlie Chaplin had kids when he was 73.
- Harry Burns: Yeah, but he was too old to pick them up.”
Meg Ryan - Sally Albright
Billy Crystal - Harry Burns

“- Billy Ray: So, I heard you turned 80 today.
- Norman Thayer Jr.: Is that what you heard?
- Billy Ray: Yeah. Man, that's really old.
- Norman Thayer Jr.: You should meet my father.
- Billy Ray: Your father's still alive?
- Norman Thayer Jr.: No, but you should meet him.”
Doug McKeon - Billy Ray
Henry Fonda - Norman Thayer Jr.

“- Danny Lidz: Fascist hatemonger! That boy is a Hitler in the making! A Hitler in the making!
- Mr. Crispi: That's my son you're talking about!
- Danny Lidz: Meet Hitler's father.”

Michael Richards - Danny Lidz
Wayne Duvall - Mr. Crispi