“There are three things a man must do alone: be born, die and, well, we all know the other one.”

John Leguizamo - Cholo

“Real men don't play bridge.”

Russell Crowe - Max Skinner

“- Grace: When are you coming home?
- Anthony Adams: I can't come home, Grace, I'm an adult.”
Shea Fowler - Grace
Luke Wilson - Anthony Adams

“You can flush your manhood down the toilet.”

Rick Zumwalt - Joshua

“Nobody gets me pussy whipped I.. Whip Pussay!”
Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy