“- Ellen Griswold: I think I broke my nose.
- Rusty Griswold: I stabbed my brain.
- Audrey Griswold: I just got my period.”

Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold
Dana Barron - Audrey Griswold

“You see this badge? You see this gun? You see this gooey, white saccus membranous 'round my personhood?... Well, you dealin' with a white blood cell here! I should be out in the veins, fighting disease, not in the mouth on tartar control.”
Chris Rock - Osmosis Jones

“If it bleeds, it leads!”
Kelsey Grammer - Robert Hawkins

“You lost a lot of blood but we found most of it.”
Jay Mohr - Anthony 'Tony' Cortino

“If you prick a murderer, does he not leave a blood trail all the way back to his Rockingham estate?”
Jay Mohr - Anthony 'Tony' Cortino