“- Caroline Sexton: You poor, deluded little monkey. Who do you think brought you to these people? Without me, Brad, you would be nothing.
- Brad Sexton: I beg your pardon, but I had a very successful real estate career before I ever met you.”
Kirstie Alley - Caroline Sexton
Tim Allen - Brad Sexton

“I think you really deserve to suffer.”
Steven Seagal - Jack Taggart

“- Ken: What did I do to deserve this?
- Captain Joe: We don't deserve half the things we get.”
Tatsuya Azuma - Ken
Jô Shishido - Captain Joe

“It is far easier to whisper advice from cover than to risk its merit at the point of attack.”
Peter O'Toole - Willingham

“I want you to see the beauty of giving love where it isn't merited.”

Barbara Stanwyck - Megan