“I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.”
Michael Palin - Hospital Administrator

“Now as my manager it'll be much easier for you to rob me!”

Tyrone Power - Juan

“- Oishi Kazihiro: None of you would last two days in management training.
- Hunt Stevenson: None of us would be dumb enough to stay two days.”
Gedde Watanabe - Oishi Kazihiro
Michael Keaton - Hunt Stevenson

“It's all right. I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr... Poopy Pants?”
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“- Willy Wonka: You can't run a chocolate factory with a family hanging over you like an old, dead goose. No offense.
- Grandpa George: None taken. Jerk.”
Johnny Depp - Willy Wonka
David Kelly - Grandpa Joe