“- Chester Greenburg: How wasted were we last night?
- Jesse Montgomery III: Well, I touched Christy Boner's hoo-hoo, were on the hook for two hundred thousand dollars to a transsexual stripper, and my car's gone. I'd say we were pretty wasted.”
Seann William Scott - Chester Greenburg
Ashton Kutcher - Jesse Montgomery III

“We were all feeling a bit shagged and fagged and fashed, it being a night of no small expenditure.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now, to give it the perfect ending, was a little of the Ludwig Van.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“The evening's the great time, isn't it Alex boy?”
Aubrey Morris - Deltoid

“That was a bit of a nastiness last night, yes? Some very extreme nastiness, yes?”
Aubrey Morris - Deltoid