“You’re a fucking moron.”
Bob Balaban - Bernie Nayman

“- Doug Butabi: Idiot.
- Craig: You know Doug, just because you and your brother are having problems, that's no reason to refer to my intellectual capacity in a diminutive manner.”
Chris Kattan - Doug Butabi
Lochlyn Munro - Craig

“Careless is what you are, Randal. Careless and stupid; and now you're sorry, too.”

Lance Henriksen - Emil Fouchon

“Save your breath, he can't hear you. Assholes don't have ears.”

Ken Foree - Billy

“- Stu: You are literally too stupid to insult.
- Alan: Thank you.”

Ed Helms - Stu
Zach Galifianakis - Alan