“- Jeff Kohlver: You and your mom are both wacked?
- Hayley Stark: There's that whole nature versus nurture question, isn't it? Was I born a cute, vindictive, little bitch or did society make me that way? I go back and forth on that.”
Patrick Wilson - Jeff Kohlver
Ellen Page - Hayley Stark

“- Katie Sipriano: You guys are much too well-behaved. High school isn't what it used to be.
- Mike Donnelly: Yeah, it's mostly discipline. No matter how jazzed up and relevant I try to make the history, I'm still dealing with a roomfull of teenage libido.”
Maggie Renzi - Katie
Bruce MacDonald - Mike

“Then... you're telling me your rude behavior and total lack of respect for me is just your natural personality and not in any way related to undue stress?”
Helen Slater - Mary

“You can't stop something that's inside you!”
Tobey Maguire - David

“I really like you, Tomas. You are the complete opposite of kitsch. In the kingdom of kitsch you would be a monster.”
Lena Olin - Sabina