“- Charlie Gordon: Liz... from the first moment I saw you on that ship... it was my intention to lie to you, I swear.
- Liz LaBreche: Well, that's sweet.
- Charlie Gordon: What I didn't intend, was falling in love with you.”
Walter Matthau - Charlie Gordon
Dyan Cannon - Liz LaBreche

“- Grocer: And after we do your job, we're gonna do another little job.
- Martin Q. Blank: Tell me about it.
- Grocer: Like I'm gonna put a bullet hole in your fuckin' forehead, and I'm gonna fuck the brain hole!
- Martin Q. Blank: Nice talk, sugar mouth.”
Dan Aykroyd - Grocer
John Cusack - Martin Q. Blank

“- Henry: I was downstairs playing.
- Susan: Henry, don't lie to me, alright? Just don't lie to me. Now you tell me... did you kill Richard?
- Henry: What if I did?”

Macaulay Culkin - Henry
Wendy Crewson - Susan

“- Alice: He said he killed you!
- Fool: He was exaggerating.”
A.J. Langer - Alice
Brandon Quintin Adams - Fool

“- Anton: You lied to me!
- Mick: You killed me! Let's try to keep this thing in perspective, here!”
Devon Sawa - Anton Tobias
Seth Green - Mick