“A scintillating tale of erotic mummification.”
Ben Affleck - Ben Holmes

“- Mary Katherine Gallagher: So what really happened to your parents?
- Slater: They were savagely ripped apart and eaten by a school of hammerhead sharks.
- Mary Katherine Gallagher: That happens a lot.”
Molly Shannon - Mary Katherine Gallagher
Harland Williams - Slater

“This is all just a baddream. You're at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering. Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me.”
Danny DeVito - Penguin

“Ugh. I think this women has need of a chiropractor.”

Johnny Depp - Mortdecai

“My sister finally moves in with me. The problem is, she finally decides to do it when she's dead.”
Helen Mirren - Maria Altmann