“- Whitmore: The doctor seems reluctant to discuss his medical experiences.
- Dr. Hackenbush: Medically, my experiences have been most unexciting. Except during the flu epidemic.
- Whitmore: What happened?
- Dr. Hackenbush: I got the flu.”
Leonard Ceeley - Whitmore
Groucho Marx - Dr. Hackenbush

“- Tiny Patient: Say, doctor, do you really think I'm gonna get better?
- Dr. Moe Howard: I'm very sorry, but I'm afraid you are.”
"Little Billy" Rhodes - Tiny Patient
Moe Howard - Dr. Moe Howard

“How you live your life is your business, just remember, our hearts and our bodies are given to us only once. And before you know it, your heart is worn out, and, as for your body, there comes a point when no one looks at it, much less wants to come near it. Right now, there's sorrow, pain. Don't kill it and with it the joy you've felt.”

Michael Stuhlbarg - Mr. Perlman

“Pain is just a state of mind. It's something you learn to live with; I have.”
Charles Bailey-Gates - David Willerman

“Early to rise and early to bed, makes a man healthy, but socially dead!”
Alan Hale - Ed Carlsen