“- Fairchild: Marry me. Marry me for my money. People do it every day.
- Joanna: I'm not amused, Thomas, and I have a great sense of humor.
- Fairchild: Then marry me for love.”
John Wood - Fairchild
Elizabeth Franz - Joanna

“- Celeste: Don't mind him. It's called gallows humour.
- Sam: Yeah, but is it funny?
- Oscar: Only if you're in love and waiting to die. My name's Oscar, this is my wife Celeste. I've got cancer, she's got AIDS.”
Lin Shaye - Celeste
Adam Horovitz - Sam
Bill Cobbs - Oscar

“No comic can be great in films without two things — a great story which gives you a character to play, and a great director.”
Jack Benny

“The great comedians imitate children. That's their ability.”
Hal Roach

“I think the most attractive thing is a sense of humour.”
Kiefer Sutherland