Adam Brody movie quotes

“Sandy-The minute you were born, I knew that I would never take another easy breath again without knowing that you were safe.
Seth-So, I'm like asthma?”
Peter Gallagher - Sandy Cohen
Adam Brody - Seth Cohen

“Comicon is basically a bunch of pathetic virgins ogling some porn star dressed as Catwoman.”
Adam Brody - Seth Cohen

“Do you know what I dream about when I dream about Thanksgiving, which is a lot? I dream that I eat so much deliciousness that all the blood rushes to my stomach and I pass out right at the table. ”
Adam Brody - Seth Cohen

“Summer-The other night, when we... had sex... you weren't the only virgin in the room.
Seth-There was someone else in the room? Like, filming us?
Summer-Me, jackass.”
Rachel Bilson - Summer Roberts
Adam Brody - Seth Cohen

“Sandy-So, at this concert tonight, anyone there going to be doing drugs?
Seth-I hope so. Otherwise it's a lame-ass concert.”
Peter Gallagher - Sandy Cohen
Adam Brody - Seth Cohen

“Summer-You were in the comic book club?
Seth-Yeah. I was the president and only member.”
Rachel Bilson - Summer Roberts
Adam Brody - Seth Cohen

“Summer-What do you want from me, Cohen?
Seth-I just want you.
Summer-No, you don't. You had me. You had me at Chrismukkah in a freakin' Wonder Woman costume and you chose Anna. You had me three months ago and you left.
Seth-I want to make that up to you.
Summer-It has nothing to do with me. It's about you. And it is always about you. What...” (continue)(continue reading)
Rachel Bilson - Summer Roberts
Adam Brody - Seth Cohen

“Alex-That's sweet. It's pathetic but sweet.
Seth-Yeah, that's my niche. Pathetic and sweet.”
Adam Brody - Seth Cohen
Olivia Wilde - Alex Kelly

“Never underestimate a parent's ability to mortify his child.”
Adam Brody - Seth Cohen

“Don't take it personally, they're just trying to figure out if you're a gold digging whore. You know, like my wife.”

Adam Brody - Daniel Le Domas

“I'm gonna snap your neck like a glow stick!”

Adam Brody - Dustin Knight

“- Jack: I'm going to impale your mom on a spike and feed her dead body to my dog with syphilis.
- Brad: You got me!
- Jack: Inside joke.”
Adam Brody - Jack
Daniel Travis - Brad

“- Joey Naylor: Dad, why is the American government the best government?
- Nick Naylor: Because of our endless appeals system.”
Adam Brody - Joey Naylor
Aaron Eckhart - Nick Naylor

“Wake up, and smell the desperation.”
Adam Brody - Dustin Knight

“- Matt Jensen: I'm in a dry spell, man.
- Dustin Knight: To be in a dry spell you've had to have been in a wet spell.
- Matt Jensen: I've had sex.
- Dustin Knight: Yeah, with a human, though.
- Matt Jensen: Who's making up all these rules, man?”
Vince Vieluf - Matt Jensen
Adam Brody - Dustin Knight

“- Dustin Knight: So to recap, um, we smell like turds, we have no car, no Jimmy Wilson, and I'm broke. I guess you could call me stupid.
- Matt Jensen: Hey Stupid.
- Dustin Knight: What?”
Adam Brody - Dustin Knight
Vince Vieluf - Matt Jensen