Alan Tudyk movie quotes

“What's casual for a robot isn't necessarily what's casual for a human.”
Alan Tudyk

“I miss you like the sun misses the flower. Like the sun misses the flower in the depths of winter. Instead of beauty to direct its light to the heart hardens like the frozen world your absence has banished me to.”

Alan Tudyk - Wat

“- KnowsMore: Welcome to the Search Bar. What can I help you find today?
- Ralph: Umm...
- KnowsMore: Umbrella? Umbridge? Umami?
- Ralph: No.
- KnowsMore: Noah's Ark? No Doubt? Nordstrom Rack?
- Ralph: Rrrrrr!
- KnowsMore: Ergonomics? Urban Outfitters? Urkel?
- Vanellope: [to Ralph] I'm pretty sure he's just trying to guess what you're...” (continue)(continue reading)
Alan Tudyk - KnowsMore
John C. Reilly - Ralph
Sarah Silverman - Vanellope

I got 130 results for "Where does my high school girlfriend live now?"
Alan Tudyk - KnowsMore

“- Wat: I don't understand women.
- Geoffrey Chaucer: Nor do I. But they understand us. Well, maybe not you.”
Alan Tudyk - Wat
Paul Bettany - Geoffrey Chaucer

“- Cassian Andor: Where'd you get that?
- Jyn Erso: I found it.
- K-2SO: I find that answer vague and unconvincing.”

Diego Luna - Cassian Andor
Felicity Jones - Jyn Erso
Alan Tudyk - K-2SO

“- Jack: There's gonna be some things that you are going to be able to get, that other people in the office don't get... one of them: Gym membership.
- Alison Scott: You want me to lose weight?”
Alan Tudyk - Jack
Katherine Heigl - Alison Scott

“- K-2SO: The captain says you're a friend. I will not kill you.
- Jyn Erso: Thanks.”
Alan Tudyk - K-2SO
Felicity Jones - Jyn Erso

“- K-2SO: I can blend in. I'm an Imperial droid. The city is under Imperial occupation.
- Jyn Erso: Half the people here wanna reprogram you. The other half wanna put a hole in your head.”
Alan Tudyk - K-2SO
Felicity Jones - Jyn Erso

“- K-2SO: I see the Council is sending you with us to Jedha.
- Jyn Erso: Apparently so.
- K-2SO: That is a bad idea. I think so, and so does Cassian. What do I know? My specialty is just strategic analysis.”
Alan Tudyk - K-2SO
Felicity Jones - Jyn Erso

“- K-2SO: [after Jyn Erso shoots an identical droid] Did you know that wasn't me?
- Jyn Erso: [obviously lying] Yeah. Of course.”
Alan Tudyk - K-2SO
Felicity Jones - Jyn Erso

“We have hope. Rebellions are built on hope!”
Alan Tudyk - K-2SO

“Is that a threat I smell? Whooo... beyond the halitosis you so obviously suffer from!”

Alan Tudyk - King Candy

“- Wat: What do you mean, dead?
- Roland: The spark of his life is smothered in shite. His spirit is gone but his stench remains. Does that answer your question?”
Alan Tudyk - Wat
Mark Addy - Roland

“I don't wear jewelry, as a man.”
Alan Tudyk

“- Shop Owner: Sir, I can't replace the plant just because you killed it.
- Gerhardt: I did not kill this plant, it was sick or something. I gave it everything. I was talking to it, telling it stories. I drew a sketch of it, and put it on my refrigerator.
- Shop Owner: Did you water it?”
Alan Tudyk - Gerhardt

“I am a leaf on the wind - watch how I soar.”
Alan Tudyk - Wash

- Wash: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
- Mal: Define "interesting".
- Wash: Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
Alan Tudyk - Wash
Nathan Fillion - Mal

“- Del Spooner: I thought you were dead.
- Sonny: Technically I was never alive, but I appreciate your concern.”

Alan Tudyk - Sonny

“- Sonny: As you walked in the room, when you looked at the other human. What does it mean?
- Del Spooner: It's a sign of trust. It's a human thing. You wouldn't understand.”

Alan Tudyk - Sonny
Will Smith - Del Spooner

“- Doc Potter: Is it true that you dynamited a wagon full of prospectors in the western territories last spring?
- Ben Wade: No, that's a lie... It was a train full.”
Alan Tudyk - Doc Potter
Russell Crowe - Ben Wade

“- Del Spooner: Human beings have dreams. Even dogs have dreams, but not you, you are just a machine. An imitation of life. Can a robot write a symphony? Can a robot turn a... canvas into a beautiful masterpiece?
- Sonny: Can you?”
Will Smith - Del Spooner
Alan Tudyk - Sonny

“There's a time when you can share and you hold hands and be on the same path. But there's always a fork in the road... at some point. And sometimes you have to go on one part of the fork and they gotta go on the other part of the fork.”
Alan Tudyk - Gerhardt

“- Jocelyn: Better a silly girl with a flower than a silly boy with a horse and a stick.
- Wat: It's called a lance. Hello?”
Shannyn Sossamon - Jocelyn
Alan Tudyk - Wat

“- Oliver: I'm thinkin' booze.
- Gerhardt: Cocaine.
- Roshanda: Pain killers.
- Bobbie Jean: This is not a nice game.”
Mike O'Malley - Oliver
Alan Tudyk - Gerhardt
Marianne Jean-Baptiste - Roshanda
Diane Ladd - Bobbie Jean