Alexei David Sayle movie quotes

“Rolls-Royce Phantom II. 4.3 litre, 30 horsepower, six cylinder engine, with Stromberg downdraft carburettor, can go from zero to 100 kilometres an hour in 12.5 seconds. And I even like the color.”
Alexei David Sayle - Sultan

“Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git'.”
Alexei David Sayle

“You can't do comedy with a beard. ”
Alexei David Sayle

“Even a blind dog can find a bone every so often.”
Alexei David Sayle

“Girls like screwing foreigners, don't they? It's almost as good as travel.”
Alexei David Sayle - Golodkin