Alfonso Arau movie quotes

“- Rudy: Manuel! What the hell are you using, water based paint?
- Manuel: Sure. How much rain do we get around here anyway? If you don't like these, I'll get you some others. Here is my inventory.
- Rudy: Manuel, this is a picture of 250 cars. I can't make a deal on a picture. Take these around back and I'll think of something.”

Kurt Russell - Rudy Russo
Alfonso Arau - Manuel

“- El Guapo: Jefe, you do not understand women. You cannot force open the petals of a flower. When the flower is ready, it opens itself up to you.
- Jefe: So when do you think Carmen will open up her flower to you?
- El Guapo: Tonight, or I will kill her!”
Alfonso Arau - El Guapo
Tony Plana - Jefe

“I like these guys! They are funny guys!”

Alfonso Arau - El Guapo

“- Ned Nederlander: Tell us we will die like dogs.
- El Guapo: You will die like dogs!
- Dusty Bottoms: No, we will not die like dogs, we will fight like lions!”

Martin Hayter Short - Ned Nederlander
Alfonso Arau - El Guapo
Chevy Chase - Dusty Bottoms

“- El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
- Jefe: Why, El Guapo?
- El Guapo: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora.
- Jefe: Forgive...” (continue)(continue reading)
Alfonso Arau - El Guapo
Tony Plana - Jefe