Alicia Silverstone quotes
- From the movie: Clueless
“- Josh: Hey, just because my mother marries someone else, doesn't mean he's my father.
- Cher: Actually, Kato, that's exactly what it means.” - From the movie: Clueless
“- Cher: I want to do something for humanity.
- Josh: How about sterilization?” - From the movie: Clueless
“- Cher: She's a full-on Monet.
- Tai: What's a 'monet'?
- Cher: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's ok, but up close, it's a big old mess. Let's ask a guy. Christian, what do you think of Amber?
- Christian: Hagsville.
- Cher: See?” - From the movie: Clueless
- From the movie: Clueless
“- Murray: Your man Christian is a cake boy!
- Cher, Dionne: A what?
- Murray: He's a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holding friend of Dorothy, know what I'm saying?” - From the movie: Clueless
“Dionne and I were both named after famous singers of the past, who now do infomercials.”
- From the movie: The Crush
“- Nick Eliot: Where's Cheyenne?
- Darian Forrester: You wanna do her, too, is that it? I'm not good enough for you?
- Nick Eliot: Where is she, Darian?
- Darian Forrester: I came back here for you, Nick. My parents tried to take me away, but I fooled them.
- Nick Eliot: Where is she?
- Darian Forrester: I came back here for you, and I found you...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Blast from the Past
- From the movie: Clueless
- Mel Horowitz: You mean to tell me that you argued your way from a "C+" to an "A-"?
- Cher: Totally based on my powers of persuasion, you proud?
- Mel Horowitz: Honey, I couldn't be happier than if they were based on real grades. - From the movie: Excess Baggage
“- Emily: You got a girlfriend?
- Vincent: Nah, I gave that up.
- Emily: Why?
- Vincent: Because I always see the potential of failure.” - From the movie: Clueless
“Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.”
- From the movie: Clueless
- From the movie: Clueless
“- Mel Horowitz: Do you know what time it is?
- Cher: A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, daddy.” - From the movie: Blast from the Past
“- Adam: What do mean you can get me laid?
- Eve: Uh, can we talk about that a little later?
- Adam: Of course.
- Eve: Great.” - From the movie: Blast from the Past
- From the movie: Clueless
“He does dress better than I do, what would I bring to the relationship?”
- From the movie: The Crush
- From the movie: Clueless
“- Cher: If it's a concussion, you have to keep her conscious, okay? Ask her questions.
- Elton: What's seven times seven?
- Cher: Stuff she knows.” - From the movie: Clueless
“I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for forty minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I've worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum.”
- From the movie: Clueless
“- Mel Horowitz: Don't tell me those brain-dead lowlifes are calling me again.
- Cher: They are your parents.” - From the movie: Batman & Robin
“- Batgirl: Bruce, it's me, Barbara. I found the Batcave.
- Robin: ...We gotta get those locks changed.”
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