Allen Covert movie quotes

“- Alex: You're getting a lion?
- Dante: Yeah.
- Alex: Why?
- Dante: To protect my shit.
- Alex: Never heard of a dog?
- Dante: Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion.”
Allen Covert - Alex
Peter Dante - Dante

“- Alex: Your ass is tanner than my face.
- Dante: It's not tan, kid, it's bronzed.”
Allen Covert - Alex
Peter Dante - Dante

“Let's kick some names and take some ass!”
Allen Covert - Walter

“- Robbie Hart: I don't even know your last name.
- Glenn Guglia: It's Guglia.
- Robbie Hart: Guglia? Oh, so Julia's last name's gonna be Guglia. Julia Guglia! That's funny!
- Glenn Guglia: Why is that funny?
- Robbie Hart: I... don't know.”
Adam Sandler - Robbie Hart
Allen Covert - Glenn Guglia
Matthew Glave - Glenn Guglia

“- Sonny Koufax: I'm thinkin' about keepin' the kid.
- Phil D'Amato: Sonny, remember that time you went with me to the pet store to get fish food and you saw that cute little puppy and you wanted to get it, but then I reminded you about feeding it and cleaning it and toilet-training it?
- Sonny Koufax: Yeah...
- Phil D'Amato: Well, this is kinda...” (continue)(continue reading)

Adam Sandler - Sonny Koufax
Allen Covert - Phil D'Amato

“- Robbie Hart: You hit two cones back there. Those could have been people... they could have been guests at her wedding!
- Sammy: They were cones!”

Adam Sandler - Robbie Hart
Allen Covert - Sammy