Allison Janney movie quotes

I know you're probably feeling a lot of emotion right now, but please refrain from using the term "thundercunt."

Allison Janney - Elaine Crocker

“- Amber Atkins: My mom never hid the fact that my dad chose his career over us. What was it she always said?
- Loretta: Once a carnie, always a carnie.
- Amber Atkins: Mom still cries every time she sees a tilt-a-whirl or a fat lady in a tube top.”
Kirsten Dunst - Amber Atkins
Allison Janney - Loretta

“In every relationship, you're either a garden or a flower. I'm a garden that wants to be a flower, how fucked up am I?”
Allison Janney - LaVona

“You fuck dumb. You don't marry dumb.”
Allison Janney - LaVona

“LaVona-Call that a clean skate, for Christ's sake?
Skater Mom-Do not swear in front of the kids.
LaVona-I didn't swear, you cunt.”
Allison Janney - LaVona
Suehyla El-Attar Young - Skater Mom

“- Dottie: You... look crazy.
- Bianca Piper: Crazy amazing.”

Allison Janney - Dottie
Mae Whitman - Bianca Piper

“- Penny Pingleton: Without that show I have nothing!
- Prudy Pingleton: Having nothing builds character!”
Amanda Bynes - Penny Pingleton
Allison Janney - Prudy Pingleton

“I like people trying to do two things at once.”
Allison Janney

“It's hard to be a woman in a man's world.”
Allison Janney

“It is a very difficult job, being the servant of two masters.”
Allison Janney

“- Gladys Leeman: [wearing her old pageant outfit] And can you believe it, they still fit!
- Loretta: She had a big ass then, she's got a big ass now.”
Kirstie Alley - Gladys Leeman
Allison Janney - Loretta

“Doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream.”
Allison Janney - Bren MacGuff

“- Loretta: You are a good person. Good things happen to good people.
- Amber Atkins: Really?
- Loretta: No. It's pure bullshit, sweetie. You're lucky as hell, so you might as well enjoy it.”
Allison Janney - Loretta
Kirsten Dunst - Amber Atkins

“- Tracy Turnblad: You haven't heard the last of me. Things need to change, and I won't stop trying to change them. I don't care how long it takes.
- Prudy Pingleton: Good! You'll be waiting twenty to life.”
Nikky Blonsky - Tracy Turnblad
Allison Janney - Prudy Pingleton

“- Loretta: She's the prettiest, ya know. Best damn tapper. The most smartest.
- Annette Atkins: Most smartest? Oh, that's great, you're real educated. Most smartest! Get a picture of that, most smartest!
- Loretta: Most smartest.”
Allison Janney - Loretta
Ellen Barkin - Annette Atkins

“- Constance Miller: Do you love him?
- Nina Borowski: Yeah, whatever that means.”
Allison Janney - Constance Miller
Jennifer Aniston - Nina Borowski

“- Dwayne: I believe someone phoned about an animal problem? The solution is standing before you. Dwayne LaFontaine is here.
- Gladys: Where have you been? I am throwing a Welcome to the Neighborhood party tomorrow, and so far, Debbie's car has killed more animals than you have.
- Dwayne: Stand down, sister. I personally guarantee that there...” (continue)(continue reading)
Thomas Haden Church - Dwayne
Allison Janney - Gladys

- Amber Atkins: Mom? Mom?
- Fireman: Whoa, whoa, whoa... you family?
- Loretta: No, she's just yelling "mom, mom" because she has Tourettes! She's Annette's kid dipshit.

Kirsten Dunst - Amber Atkins
Jeff Tatum - Fireman
Allison Janney - Loretta

“- Maxine: Do you love me, Johnny?
- Johnny Leguard: Like a bee loves honey.”
Allison Janney - Maxine
Richard Jenkins - Johnny Leguard

“- Sidney Miller: Betty, we should go.
- Constance Miller: Betty was your other wife. I'm Constance.”
Alan Alda - Sidney Miller
Allison Janney - Constance Miller

“I enjoy gay people, but I just have a slight problem with my pregnant sister being in love with one of them.”
Allison Janney - Constance Miller

“- Candy Striper: Hello Miss Sad Pants, and her friend, Serious Sally! How about a nice cool mint to help turn those frowns upside down?
- Loretta: Do you think a nice cool mint would help if I shoved your head up your ass?”
Allyson Kearns - Candy Striper
Allison Janney - Loretta