Amy Poehler movie quotes
- Name
- Amy Meredith
- Last name
- Poehler
- Pseudonym
- Amy Poehler
- Born
- September 16, 1971
- Gender
- female
- Nationality
- North American
- Profession
- actor
- Zodiac sign
- Virgo
Amy Poehler movie quotes, phrases and lines
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- From the movie: Hamlet 2
“This play is gonna bitch-slap Broadway like a cheap hooker at a gangbang.”
- From the movie: Wet Hot American Summer
“- Susie: You guys, I'm really going to miss this place.
- Coop: Me too.
- Ben: Hey, let's all promise that in ten years from today, we'll meet again, and we'll see what kind of people we've blossomed into.
- Susie: Yeah!
- Ben: What time do you wanna meet?
- J.J.: You mean ten years from now?
- Coop: Let's meet in the morning so we can make a...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the TV Series: Parks and Recreation
“- Leslie: Hey can I smoke in here?
- Ron: You don't smoke.
- Leslie: Just asking if I can.
- Ron: Are you high?
- Leslie: I'm high on Kaboom. Don't ask for permission, ask for forgiveness.” - From the movie: Inside Out
“- Disgust: Hey, guys? What's pub-er-ty?
- Joy: I don't know. It's probably not important.” - From the TV Series: Parks and Recreation
“What I hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.”
- From the movie: Mean Girls
“Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.”
- From the movie: Baby Mama
“It feels like I'm shitting a knife!”
- From the movie: Mean Girls
- From the movie: Baby Mama
“- Kate: So... how long have you two been together?
- Angie: We met the summer after I discontinued high school, and we've been together ever since. He never officially asked me to be his wife but he never asked me to not be his wife either, so things are going pretty good.” - From the movie: Hamlet 2
- From the movie: Blades of Glory
“- Katie Van Waldenberg: I am not going to have sex with Chazz!
- Stranz Van Waldenberg: Come on, Katie. Do the honorable thing here.” - From the movie: Blades of Glory
“- Fairchild Van Waldenberg: Nothing breaks up a team faster than...
- Stranz Van Waldenberg: Herpes! Uh... jealousy.” - From the movie: Baby Mama
“- Birthing Teacher: Quick question before we start, how many of you are planning on doing natural child birth? [everyone raises hand except Angie and Kate] That's a good show of hands! That's so great, you're all so brave! And how many of you are planning on using toxic western medications to drug your baby for your own selfish comfort,...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Mr. Woodcock
“I don't care if your granny is on fire. This is Oprah! She farts on a book and it magically sells a million copies.”
- From the movie: Mr. Woodcock
- From the movie: Baby Mama
“- Kate: Have you done this before?
- Angie: No, but I know I'm good at getting pregnant.” - From the movie: Baby Mama
“- Angie: You went out with him?
- Kate: I did.
- Angie: Why?
- Kate: Oh, he's beautiful.
- Angie: Where?” - From the TV Series: Parks and Recreation
“- Ron: Of course that bitch of an ex-wife is working for the library now. That is perfect! The worst person in the world working at the worst place in the world.
- Leslie: I have to go talk to her and you need to give me something I can use. Does she have any weaknesses?
- Ron: No.
- Leslie: What do you mean no? Everybody has a weakness.
- Ron:...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Baby Mama
“- Kate: [looks under the coffee table] Did you stick all this gum under here?
- Angie: I don't know! Maybe you stuck some of it under there.
- Kate: Yeah, actually, you might be right. 'Cause sometimes, when I work a really long day, I like to come home and chew a huge wad of Bubblicious gum and stick it under my reclaimed barnwood coffee...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the TV Series: Parks and Recreation
- From the movie: Hamlet 2
“I'm a short blonde chick and I play to the death. I pick cases I can win; because, I want to win big. Cases with controversy and headlines and steaming piles of shit flying left and right - mostly left.”
- From the movie: Hamlet 2
“- Cricket Feldstein: No one is shutting down this play. The Justice Department and the so-called Supreme Court can suck my balls.
- Dana Marschz: Why do they have to do this?
- Cricket Feldstein: My balls?” - From the movie: Wet Hot American Summer
“Before we start I'd just like to say that the campers you're about to see suck dick...nevertheless...please.....welcome them.”
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