Anna Faris movie quotes

“- April: Can i see it?
- Jessica: Alright, you wanna see it? Here, i'll shut you up.
- April: Nice. Nice. I mean, you know... I've only seen a couple, but that's definitely top five.
- Jessica: Top five? How many have you seen?
- April: Five, not including my little brother's.
- Jessica: You slut!”
Anna Faris - April
Rob Schneider - Jessica

“The eyes are the nipples of the face.”
Anna Faris - Shelley Darlingson

“- April: So... do you really have a penis?
- Jessica: I don't think you get the gravity of the situation here.
- April: Can I see it?
- Jessica: April!
- April: Sorry... can I see it [Jessica shoots April a hard look]?
- April: Come on, it's not every day that your best friend grows a penis. ”
Rob Schneider - Jessica
Anna Faris - April

“- Flint Lockwood: I've never actually been in a snowball fight.
- Sam Sparks: Really?
- Flint Lockwood: I don't even know the rules. Is there like a point system, or is it to the death?”
Bill Hader - Flint Lockwood
Anna Faris - Sam Sparks

“- April: What is love? How do you know if you are really in love?
- Jessica: I think it's when you find that someone you can be yourself with, tell them anything you want, no?
- April: You mean like best friends?
- Jessica: Yea... Love is like wen you can't imagine your life without that special person, and words don't come close to how it...” (continue)(continue reading)

Anna Faris - April
Rob Schneider - Jessica

“- Cindy Campbell: You guys are psychos! You've watched too many TV shows!
- Ray Wilkins: No! Watching TV shows doesn't create psycho killers. Canceling TV shows does!”
Anna Faris - Cindy Campbell
Shawn Wayans - Ray Wilkins

“- Sam Sparks: Come with us, Flint. We'll live underground, and use bacon for clothes.
- Flint Lockwood: That's not a very good plan, Sam.”
Anna Faris - Sam Sparks
Bill Hader - Flint Lockwood

“- Jessica: April, do you remember in second grade when you moved here from Arkansas? And everyone made fun of you and threw rocks at you, 'cuz you talked funny and your front two teeth were brown. I was your only friend. I gave you that locket, round your neck, when your grandmother was sick. You said, you said...
- April: We'd be bestest...” (continue)(continue reading)
Anna Faris - Jessica
Rob Schneider - April

- Hanson: Ah, it's Cindy. Say "hello" to Cindy, Shorty.
- Shorty: Hello... Cindy.
[Cindy looks at the bottles on the table]
- Cindy: Oh, God. Morphine, chloroform, horse tranquilizers! You drugged him!
- Hanson: I did not! That's all his stuff!
Chris Elliott - Hanson
Marlon Wayans - Shorty
Anna Faris - Cindy

“Kindness is just love with its work boots on.”
Anna Faris - Shelley Darlingson

“- April: Good morning, did you sleep well?
- Jessica: Surprisingly, yes.
- April: Did you have any intresting dreams?
- Jessica: Not in particular, why?
- April: [points down]
- Jessica: Oh my god my first boner! ”
Anna Faris - April
Rob Schneider - Jessica

“- Monty: Everyone knows that I'm orally fixated and you can't deny that I played your vagina like a violin!
- Serena: As if that somehow negates the fact that once we moved past foreplay you turned into the little engine that couldn't hold it's load?”
Ryan Reynolds - Monty
Anna Faris - Serena

“- Cindy Campbell: Don't you think we should check his wallet first?
- Buffy Gilmore: For what?
- Brenda Meeks: Shit, he might have some money.
- Brenda Meeks: Well, we already committed murder, we might as well rob his ass.”

Anna Faris - Cindy Campbell
Shannon Elizabeth - Buffy Gilmore
Regina Hall - Brenda Meeks

“- Homeless Man: You got a dollar?
- Buffy Gilmore: Get away from me, you bum.
- Cindy Campbell: Buffy, can't you see he's hungry? Here you go, sir, a nice sandwich.
- Homeless Man: I said a dollar, bitch.”
Lloyd Berry - Homeless Man
Shannon Elizabeth - Buffy Gilmore
Anna Faris - Cindy Campbell

“- Cindy's Dad: I thought I heard screaming in here!
- Cindy Campbell: No, no daddy.
- Cindy's Dad: No, maybe it could have been the crack I smoked earlier.”
Rick Ducommun - Cindy's Dad
Anna Faris - Cindy Campbell

“- Polly: Do you like pussy?
- May Dove Canady: What?
- Polly: Cats. You like pussy cats?”
Anna Faris - Polly
Angela Bettis - May Dove Canady

“- Cindy Campbell: Ray, if you see Bobby, will you tell him that I love him?
- Ray Wilkins: Okay, if I see Bobby, I'll tell him I love him.”
Anna Faris - Cindy Campbell
Shawn Wayans - Ray Wilkins