Ben Affleck movie quotes

“The world only makes sense if you force it to.”
Ben Affleck - Batman

“You hang around with criminals, you end up making a lot of plans. But all the jobs I ever pulled, all the cars I ever stole, no plan ever went down the way it had been drawn up. My plans to escape never worked. And being on parole, going to the police wasn't an option.”
Ben Affleck - Rudy Duncan

If you want your own island and your boss says you gotta go out there and take a beating, you go out there, take it and come back to work and say, "do you need me to do it again?".
Ben Affleck - Ivan Block

“- Batman: It's time you learned what it means to be a man.
- Superman: Stay down! If I wanted it, you'd be dead already!”
Ben Affleck - Batman
Henry Cavill - Superman

- Brax: Shit man, you and me here, what are the odds?
- Christian Wolff: Statistically speaking...
- Brax: Christ man, it's rhetorical, I mean "really"!
Jon Bernthal - Brax
Ben Affleck - Christian Wolff

“I bet your parents taught you that you mean something, that you're here for a reason. My parents taught me a different lesson, dying in the gutter for no reason at all.”
Ben Affleck - Batman

“You're such a hypocrite. You're not interested in me. You come in here, it's all about you and you getting your story. I trusted you. You're my friend! You were supposed to be my friend anyway.”

Ben Affleck - Stephen Collins

“- O'Bannion: Hey Slater, you fuckin' hippie, give me drugs, man.
- Slater: Go get some from your mother, man.
- O'Bannion: We just bagged your mother.
- Slater: Okay, fuck you dickhead.”
Ben Affleck - O'Bannion
Rory Cochrane - Slater

“They say money can't buy happiness? Look at the fucking smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby.”
Ben Affleck - Jim Young

“I have trouble socializing with people... but I want to.”
Ben Affleck - Christian Wolff

“- Christian Wolff: My father was an officer in the army. Psychological operations. He was concerned that I might be taken advantage of somehow, so he arranged for me to train with a number of specialists throughout my childhood. We lived in 34 homes in 17 years.
- Dana Cummings: You moved 34 times?
- Christian Wolff: Mm-hm.
- Dana Cummings: God,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ben Affleck - Christian Wolff
Anna Kendrick - Dana Cummings

- Jay: [as they get up to leave] Until then, keep your unit on you.
- Holden McNeil: I'll try.
- Silent Bob: No, no. "Do or do not. There is no try".
- Jay: Knock that shit off, we got a bus to catch! Jedi bitch.
Jason Mewes - Jay
Ben Affleck - Holden McNeil
Kevin Patrick Smith - Silent Bob

“- Bruce Wayne: I can't stay down here, Alfred.
- Alfred: Go upstairs and socialize. Some young lady from Metropolis will make you honest.
[to self]
- Alfred: In your dreams, Alfred...”
Ben Affleck - Bruce Wayne
Jeremy Irons - Alfred

“- Rudy Duncan: Sounds pretty mature for twenty-five.
- Nick Cassidy: Grow up in Detroit, you mature real quickly.
- Rudy Duncan: Yeah. Either that or those pictures are ten years old.”
Ben Affleck - Rudy Duncan
James Frain - Nick Cassidy

“- Dana Cummings: What is this place?
- Christian Wolff: Panamerica Airstream, 34ft 7inches long, 8ft 5 inches wide. Dimensions which are perfectly adequate for one person. Preferable, even.
- Dana Cummings: This is where you live?
- Christian Wolff: No, I don't live here, this is a storage unit, that would be weird.”
Anna Kendrick - Dana Cummings
Ben Affleck - Christian Wolff

“I like dogs playing poker... because dogs would never bet on things; so it's incongruous. I like incongruity.”
Ben Affleck - Christian Wolff

“How do you like your eggs done in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?”
Ben Affleck - Bartender

“- Ollie Trinke: Come on, Dad. Don't you wanna live alone again?
- Bart Trinke: Not as much as I don't wanna die alone.”
Ben Affleck - Ollie Trinke
George Carlin - Bart Trinke

“- Jack O'Donnell: Carter said you were a great American.
- Tony Mendez: A great American what?
- Jack O'Donnell: He didn't say.”
Bryan Cranston - Jack O'Donnell
Ben Affleck - Tony Mendez

“You want honesty? I'm a thirty-seven-year-old unemployed fuck-up who can't even support his family!”

Ben Affleck - Bobby Walker

“- Tony Mendez: Can you teach somebody to be a director in a day?
- John Chambers: You can teach a rhesus monkey to be a director in a day.”
Ben Affleck - Tony Mendez
John Goodman - John Chambers

“You don't tell me what to do, okay? Don't tell me what we might do, don't tell me what we're supposed to do, don't tell me what we maybe should do, don't ever tell me nothing!”

Ben Affleck - Larry Gigli

“- Tony Mendez: We are responsible for these people.
- Jack O'Donnell: What we are is required to follow orders.”
Ben Affleck - Tony Mendez
Bryan Cranston - Jack O'Donnell

“- Rudy Duncan: You're sending me into an Indian casino dressed as a cowboy, thought this through entirely?
- Pug: It was either that or a ballerina.”
Ben Affleck - Rudy Duncan
Donal Logue - Pug

- Brian: God bless you.
- Larry Gigli: Thank you.
- Brian: No, not you, stupid. When my penis sneezes, I say "God bless you, penis".
Justin Bartha - Brian
Ben Affleck - Larry Gigli