Bill Maher movie quotes

“Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.”
Bill Maher

“They’re talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that’s used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can’t even smoke in bed.”
Bill Maher

“During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.”
Bill Maher

“- Dr. Margo Hunt: Well, they make baked goods, sew their own clothes, and they leave out handicrafts for the Piranha Women. And, in return, they don't eat them! Kind of a symbiotic relationship.
- Jim: Kind of an idiotic relationship is more like it!”
Shannon Tweed - Dr. Margo Hunt
Bill Maher - Jim

“Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.”
Bill Maher

“We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.”
Bill Maher

“- Dr. Margo Hunt: The secret temple of the Piranha women. Their architecture is surprisingly advanced.
- Jim: It looks like a big lego to me.”
Shannon Tweed - Dr. Margo Hunt
Bill Maher - Jim

“I believe only foreigners should run for president... Face it, the presidency is a lousy job. And who does lousy jobs we don't want anymore better than foreigners?”
Bill Maher

“- Carlos: How did you get the money?
- Michael Delany: I guess you could say I sold my soul.
- Carlos: I see a lot of that.”
Bill Maher - Carlos
Jerry O'Connell - Michael Delany

“The Big Fear, the real fear, is that hard times might squeeze you so bad, you'll be driving every day of the week. It's the fear that the music you're writing, or your brilliant first novel that's like a draft away from being a best-seller, or your plans for law school, have to wait.”
Bill Maher - Baba

“All you women have ever done is, what? Some French chick invented kryptonite, or something.”

Bill Maher - Jim