Billy Bob Thornton movie quotes

“- John Farley: You have a father?
- Mr. Woodcock: Of course I have a father. I'm not Jesus.”
Seann William Scott - John Farley
Billy Bob Thornton - Jasper Woodcock

“- Forrest Sorrels: We need a confession.
- Nurse Doris Nelson: What if he dies?
- Forrest Sorrels: We need a confession first.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Forrest Sorrels
Marcia Gay Harden - Nurse Doris Nelson

“- Terry Collins: I noticed you got a gold watch.
- Joe Blake: It's an 18 karat gold watch.
- Terry Collins: I don't give a shit how many karats it is.
- Joe Blake: 36 grand. It's no big deal.
- Terry Collins: Did you ever think about asking someone for the time? It's a lot cheaper.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Terry Collins
Bruce Willis - Joe Blake

“People say they don't like to talk about war because it brings up the bad memories and nightmares and everything. I don't believe that. I believe they don't talk about it because nobody wants to hear it.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Skip Caldwell

“- Skip Caldwell: You hear that?
- Camilla Bedford: No, I don't. Birds?
- Skip Caldwell: Silence. That's what was hard to get used to. It still is sometimes. It's kind of like floating on a peaceful lake with a tornado in your head or something.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Skip Caldwell
Frances O'Connor - Camilla Bedford

It was only a couple weeks later she suggested getting married. I said, "Don't you want to get to know me more?". She said, "Why? Does it get better?".

Billy Bob Thornton - Ed Crane

“Being perfect is about being able to look your friends in the eye and know that you didn’t let them down because you told them the truth. And that truth is you did everything you could.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Coach Gary Gaines

“I don't do 'sorry'. Sorry is for criminals and screw-ups and I'm neither one.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Jasper Woodcock

“Those things are always waiting on something to die, so they can eat it, right? Weird... what a weird job.”

Billy Bob Thornton - Jacob

“- Kid: You are really Santa, right?
- Willie: No, I'm an accountant. I wear this fucking thing as a fashion statement, alright?”
Brett Kelly - Kid
Billy Bob Thornton - Willie

“Sooner or later everyone needs a haircut.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Ed Crane

“- Oscar: Ok, Mr. Truman, let's say that we actually do land on this. What's it gonna be like up there?
- Dan Truman: 200 degrees in the sunlight, minus 200 in the shade, canyons of razor-sharp rock, unpredictable gravitational conditions, unexpected eruptions, things like that.
- Oscar: Okay, so the scariest environment imaginable. Thanks....” (continue)(continue reading)

Owen Wilson - Oscar
Billy Bob Thornton - Dan Truman

“I used to bowl, when I was an alcoholic.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Russell Bell

“You don't dare somebody to kill you.”

Billy Bob Thornton - Jack Marsden

“The world ain't fair. You've gotta take what you need when you can get it. You've gotta learn to stand up for yourself.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Willie

“- Davy Crockett: What are you sellin', Sam?
- Sam Houston: Something a certain congressman might need in the future.
- Davy Crockett: Are you sellin' rocking chairs, Sam?
- Sam Houston: I'm selling Texas.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Davy Crockett
Dennis Quaid - Sam Houston

“I was a ghost. I didn't see anyone. No one saw me. I was the barber.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Ed Crane

“Kate, you should choose. What's it gonna be? Mr. Action Figure Hero Guy? Or brains, and sensitivity, and a lot of other things I could name. So in other words: me or that guy?”
Billy Bob Thornton - Terry Collins

“I'm beginnin' to think I liked you a lot better when you used to smoke all that reefer and we'd fuck in your Pinto.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Sheriff Darl Hardwick

“This is the whole problem with people, if you are what you do and you never do anything, then what the fuck are you? That's the way I see it anyways.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Vic Cavanaugh

“Love is a wish you hide in your heart that no one else knows.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Terry Collins

“- Hank Grotowski: I wanna take care of you.
- Leticia Musgrove: Good. Cuz' I need to be taken care of.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Hank Grotowski
Halle Berry - Leticia Musgrove

“- Coach Gary Gaines: So how is it out there?
- Ivory Christian: They're fast, they're big, they're dirty... plus they're fast.
- Coach Gary Gaines: You said that already.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Coach Gary Gaines
Lee Jackson - Ivory Christian

“You're gonna knock over a bank with a Magic Marker? What are you gonna do, write on 'em?”
Billy Bob Thornton - Terry Collins

“- Sonny Grotowski: You hate me. You hate me, don't you? Answer me! You hate me don't you!
- Hank Grotowski: Yes, I hate you. Always have.
- Sonny Grotowski: Well I've always loved you.”
Heath Ledger - Sonny Grotowski
Billy Bob Thornton - Hank Grotowski