Bob Hoskins movie quotes

“Actors are just entertainers, even the serious ones.”
Bob Hoskins

“- Stanley Gould: I have to get right to my suite. I'm the writer.
- Stuntman: So? I'm the stunt coordinator.
- Stanley Gould: So you can fall down later - I have writing that can't wait.”
Bob Hoskins - Stanley Gould

“- Sergeant Simon: Name.
- Mario: Mario.
- Sergeant Simon: Last name.
- Mario: Mario.
- Sergeant Simon: And you?
- Luigi: Luigi.
- Sergeant Simon: Luigi Luigi?
- Luigi: No, Luigi Mario.”
Don Lake - Sergeant Simon
Bob Hoskins - Mario Mario
John Leguizamo - Luigi Mario

“- Bobby Darin: I want to send 18 yellow roses every day to Mary.
- Charlie Cassotto Maffia: You wanna send roses to the mother?
- Bobby Darin: Charlie, you always make sure the mama dog likes you before you go near her puppy.”

Kevin Spacey - Bobby Darin
Bob Hoskins - Charlie Cassotto Maffia

“Back in those days, me and Teddy liked working Toontown, thought it was a lot of laughs. Anyway, this guy got away with a zillion simoleons. We trailed him to a little dive down on Yukster Street. We went in. Only he got the drop on us, literally. Dropped a piano on us from fifteen stories. Broke my arm, Teddy never made it.”
Bob Hoskins - Eddie Valiant

“- Boris: They wouldn't put you on a sled team even if you did win.
- Balto: Wish me luck.
- Boris: I don't wish you luck. I wish you sense. Good luck, kiddo.”

Bob Hoskins - Boris
Kevin Bacon - Balto

“I'll get you a medal for modesty, Private Williams, would you like that?”
Bob Hoskins - C.S.M. Williams

“The days when Yanks could come over here and buy up Nelson's Column, a Harley Streetsurgeon and a couple of windmill girls are definitely over!”

Bob Hoskins - Harold

“- Luigi: Isn't this a little bit feminine?
- Iggy: Yes, I know. It was my ex wife's.
- Mario: But you wear this stuff?
- Spike: Yes. On occasion, we have a... date.
- Mario: Who do you date, a canary?”

John Leguizamo - Luigi Mario
Fisher Stevens - Iggy
Bob Hoskins - Mario Mario
Richard Edson - Spike

“It's Good Friday. Have a Bloody Mary.”
Bob Hoskins - Harold

“- R.K. Maroon: How much do you know about show business, Mr. Valiant?
- Eddie Valiant: Only that there is no business like it, no business I know.
- R.K. Maroon: Yeah. And there's no business more expensive. I'm 25 grand over budget on the latest Baby Herman cartoon. You've seen the rabbit blowing his lines. He can't keep his mind on his job....” (continue)(continue reading)
Alan Tilvern - R.K. Maroon
Bob Hoskins - Eddie Valiant

“- Jessica Rabbit: You don't know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do.
- Eddie Valiant: You don't know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do.
- Jessica Rabbit: I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.”
Kathleen Turner - Jessica Rabbit
Bob Hoskins - Eddie Valiant

“- Harold: Don't you ever worry about your liver?
- Jeff: Nah, we're just good friends.”
Bob Hoskins - Harold
Derek Thompson - Jeff

“I'm in the picture business.”
Bob Hoskins - Eddie Mannix

“- Judge Doom: You see, Mr. Valiant, the successful conclusion of this case draws the curtain on my career as a jurist in Toontown. I'm retiring, taking a new role in the private sector.
- Eddie Valiant: That wouldn't be Cloverleaf Industries, by any chance?
- Judge Doom: You're looking at the sole stockholder.”
Chris Lloyd - Judge Doom
Bob Hoskins - Eddie Valiant

“- Eddie Valiant: Seriously, what do you see in that guy?
- Jessica Rabbit: He makes me laugh.”

Bob Hoskins - Eddie Valiant
Kathleen Turner - Jessica Rabbit

“- Boris: So, let's go get medicine.
- Balto: Wait a minute. Now you're coming?
- Boris: Spending days in bitter cold, facing wild animals, risking death from exposure... is like holiday in old country.”
Bob Hoskins - Boris
Kevin Bacon - Balto

“- Boris: This wolf business again. What is wrong with being half and half, I like to know? Sometimes I wish like crazy I was half eagle.
- Balto: Why?
- Boris: Better profile for one thing, and no one eats you for another.”
Bob Hoskins - Boris
Kevin Bacon - Balto

“- Simone: She needs me George.
- George: And you needed me to get her.
- Simone: Haven't you ever needed someone?
- George: All the time.”
Cathy Tyson - Simone
Bob Hoskins - George

“- Harold: Listen, I wouldn't hurt you for the world.
- Victoria: I'm so scared, Harold. I don't want to die. Don't let them kill us.
- Harold: You won't die. It's alright. It'll be alright.”
Bob Hoskins - Harold
Helen Mirren - Victoria

“Don't you ever tell me what I can or can't do! Bent law can be tolerated for as long as they're lubricating, but you have become definitely parched. If I was you, I'd run for cover and close the hatch, because you're gonna wind up on one of those meat hooks, my son.”
Bob Hoskins - Harold

“You're going there? If there is such a thing as hell on earth, that's it.”

Bob Hoskins - Bill Nelson

“- Toad: What's another word that rhymes with dimension?
- Mario: Yeah, tension, and I'm full of it so shut up.”
Mojo Nixon - Toad
Bob Hoskins - Mario Mario

“No one's heard nothing? That just isn't natural. It's like one of them silent, deadly farts. No clue, and then pow, you go cross-eyed.”
Bob Hoskins - Harold

“- Roger Rabbit: What could have possibly happen to you to turn you into such a sourpuss?
- Eddie Valiant: You really want to know? I'll tell you. A toon killed my brother.”
Charles Fleischer - Roger Rabbit
Bob Hoskins - Eddie Valiant