“- Jacques: Are you Roland T. Flakfizer? - Roland T. Flakfizer: That all depends. Do I owe you money? - Jacques: No. - Roland T. Flakfizer: In a drunken stupor, did I promise to marry you? - Jacques: No. - Roland T. Flakfizer: Then I'm your man!” Bob Nelson - Jacques
John Turturro - Roland T. Flakfizer
“- Jacques: Society's to blame. - Roland T. Flakfizer: Too much violence in the movies. - Rocco Melonchek: It's my environment. - Jacques: We were carrying out orders! - Roland T. Flakfizer: It's the Japanese. They're buying up everything. - Rocco Melonchek: Did we leave anything out?” Bob Nelson - Jacques
John Turturro - Roland T. Flakfizer
Mel Smith - Rocco Melonchek
“- Roland T. Flakfizer: That spells cash with a capital... - Jacques: K! - Roland T. Flakfizer: You should go back to school. - Jacques: I hated teaching.” John Turturro - Roland T. Flakfizer
Bob Nelson - Jacques