Bob Newhart movie quotes

“Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.”
Bob Newhart

“Don't ever have two dogs. That way you won't know which one to blame.”
Bob Newhart

“I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.”
Bob Newhart

“Miss Bianca, from now on, can't we just take the train?”
Bob Newhart - Bernard

“- Elle Woods: All day long I felt like white open-toed shoes after Labor Day.
- Sid Post: I hate that feeling, whatever that means.”
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods
Bob Newhart - Sid Post

“- Jake: So, um, which way are taking, uh, Suicide Trail through Nightmare Canyon, or the shortcut at Satan's Ridge?
- Bernard: Su-Suicide Trail?
- Jake: Good choice. More snakes, but less quicksand. Then once you cross Bloodworm Creek, you're scot free, that is until, um... Dead Dingo Pass.”
Tristan Rogers - Jake
Bob Newhart - Bernard

“- Miss Bianca: Oh, Bernard. You are magnificent. You are absolutely hero of the day.
- Bernard: Miss Bianca, before anything else happens... will you marry me?
- Miss Bianca: Oh, Bernard! Of course I will!”
Eva Gabor - Miss Bianca
Bob Newhart - Bernard

“- Howard Brackett: Tom, do I look like a homosexual?
- Tom Halliwell: Would you walk for me?”
Kevin Kline - Howard Brackett
Bob Newhart - Tom Halliwell