Bobcat Goldthwait quotes
“If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.”
- From the movie: Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol
- From the animation: Hercules
- La trovi in Motivational Quotes
“Quit everything until you find something that you just cannot quit.”
- From the movie: Scrooged
- From the movie: Radioland Murders
“- Wild Writer: What if the wife smashes him over the head, with a frying pan, and then chops him up into hundreds of tiny pieces with her shiny new carving knife?
- Father Writer: No, I don't think so.
- Son Writer: It's a family show!
- Wild Writer: Okay, then what if she does it to the whole family?” - From the movie: Shakes the Clown
“- 1st Party Dad: Are you the clown?
- Shakes the Clown: No, I'm Mary fuckin' Poppins.” - From the movie: Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol
“- Zed: People just don't understand me.
- Laura: Maybe if you talk slower...
- Zed: No, I mean who I am. Man, now I gotta worry about my diction too?” “America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.”
- From the movie: Shakes the Clown
- From the animation: Hercules
- From the movie: Shakes the Clown
“You silent motherfuckers!”
- From the movie: One Crazy Summer
- Egg Stork: Let me tell you a little story. A story about a little fat kid who everybody made fun of, and nobody liked and he had a twin brother, and everybody said he never looked like his twin brother, but he wanted to...
- Ack Ack Raymond: Egg, where you that little boy?
- Egg Stork: No! No! But I used to beat the shit out him! "Why are you... (continue)(continue reading) - From the animation: Hercules
- Hades: So you took care of him? "Dead as a doornail", weren't those your exact words?
- Pain: This might be a different Hercules.
- Panic: Yeah! I mean, Hercules is a very popular name nowadays!
- Pain: Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason, and the girls were all named Brittany? - From the movie: Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol
“Gene, Gene made a machine, and Joe, Joe made it go. Art, Art blew a fart and blew the whole damn thing apart.”
- From the movie: Scrooged
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