Brendan Gleeson movie quotes

“- Matt Weston: You're a dead man.
- David Barlow: Yeah, a long time ago.”
Ryan Reynolds - Matt Weston
Brendan Gleeson - David Barlow

“- Hector Cyr: What the hell are you doing?! I'm laying a spring trap.
- Sheriff Hank Keough: I could have shot you!
- Hector Cyr: This could end up saving your life, which is meaningful to you, because the longer you live, the more sex you get to have with your sister!”

Oliver Platt - Hector Cyr
Brendan Gleeson - Sheriff Hank Keough

“Make no mistake, there is no greater pain than dishonor.”
Brendan Gleeson - Col. de Jager

“When you're under constant attack from terrorists, the normal rules of the road don't apply. You have to do what you have to do.”
Brendan Gleeson - Col. de Jager

“- Joe Coughlin: I'm crazy about her.
- Thomas Coughlin: Crazy isn't love.”
Ben Affleck - Joe Coughlin
Brendan Gleeson - Thomas Coughlin

“People don't fix each other, Joseph. And they never become anything but what they've always been.”
Brendan Gleeson - Thomas Coughlin

“Miss Emily, I'm forever in your debt.”
Brendan Gleeson - Donald Horner

“Better a madman than a slave.”
Brendan Gleeson - Donald Horner

“- Mark Kasdan: Mr Horner, I'm Mark Kasdan from the Hampstead and Highgate Express. If you have a moment...
- Donald Horner: Do you think I'm just made of moments that I can pass around like Communion wafers?”
Alex Gaumond - Mark Kasdan
Brendan Gleeson - Donald Horner

“- David: Well, you have certainly captured your public's imagination.
- Donald Horner: They can have it back if I can keep my home.”
Stavros Demetraki - David
Brendan Gleeson - Donald Horner

“- Emily Walters: Are you judging me?
- Donald Horner: Well, I'm trying to, but you're not giving me much to work on.”
Diane Keaton - Emily Walters
Brendan Gleeson - Donald Horner

“- Donald Horner: Do you think my mother bore a complete halfwit?
- Emily Walters: Is there such a thing as a complete halfwit?”
Brendan Gleeson - Donald Horner
Diane Keaton - Emily Walters

“- Emily Walters: It's always a lot of fun to be told one is just blindly stumbling their way through life.
- Donald Horner: Well, you know, stumbling has its benefits. You stumbled my way, after all.”
Diane Keaton - Emily Walters
Brendan Gleeson - Donald Horner

“What am I, your cause of the month now? Couldn't get anywhere with global warming, no?”

Brendan Gleeson - Donald Horner

“If people want to stay attached to their radioactive walkie-talkies it's their business. Do I like what they're doing? No. Do I like them? Probably not. Do I respect their right to do as their little shallow hearts desire? I most certainly do. So, no, I don't care.”
Brendan Gleeson - Donald Horner

“- Donald Horner: So am I different to what you expected?
- Emily Walters: Hmm. Perhaps. You seem...
- Donald Horner: Go on.
- Emily Walters: Cleaner.
- Donald Horner: That's honest.”
Brendan Gleeson - Donald Horner
Diane Keaton - Emily Walters

“I'm Irish. Racism is part of my culture.”
Brendan Gleeson - Gerry Boyle

“- Beowulf: How many monsters must I slay? Grendel's mother, father, Grende's uncle? Must I hack down a whole family tree of demons?
- Hrothgar: She is the last of them. With her gone, demonkind will slip back into the darkness from whence it came.
- Wiglaf: And where it belongs.”
Ray Winstone - Beowulf
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Hrothgar
Brendan Gleeson - Wiglaf

“Well that was bloody Shakespearian. Do you know who Shakespeare is? He wrote the King James Bible.”
Brendan Gleeson - Walter 'Monk' McGinn

“I thought black people couldn't ski. Or is that swimming?”
Brendan Gleeson - Gerry Boyle

“- Inspector Arthur Steed: And there's nothing left but to stop you.
- Maud Watts: What are you gonna do? Lock us all up? We're in every home, we're half the human race, you can't stop us all.”

Brendan Gleeson - Inspector Arthur Steed
Carey Mulligan - Maud Watts

“Like the fat man said, if you have to be careful not to drink too much, it's because you're not to be trusted when you do.”
Brendan Gleeson - Gerry Boyle

“You'd never think it... needing rain so badly. Not in fucking England!”
Brendan Gleeson - Frank

“- August Nicholson: If this place is worthy, she'll be successful in her quest.
- Mrs. Clack: How could you have sent her. She is blind.
- Edward Walker: She is more capable than most in this village. And she is led by love.”

Brendan Gleeson - August Nicholson
Cherry Jones - Mrs. Clack
William Hurt - Edward Walker

“- Jack Van Meter: Arthur, No one buys your sudden transformation into this beacon of higher consciousness and moral right. The last thing your ham-fisted political ploy will get you is four stars. You should rethink this - very seriously. Very seriously.
- Arthur Holland: I know how you fight, I'm ready for you, We can handle this like gentlemen...” (continue)(continue reading)
Brendan Gleeson - Jack Van Meter
Ving Rhames - Arthur Holland