Brian Cox movie quotes

“The shit is pointing out of the pot! Towards Heaven, to God. My turd is a direct communication from the Holy Father.
No, no, no, no, children. No. Laugh. Laugh! God is... He is the funniest man in the universe.”
Brian Cox - Dr. Finch

“Peace is for women and the weak.”
Brian Cox - Agamemnon

“- Dr. Finch: Well, the only loophole or way I could see me getting you out of school for any considerable length of time would be for you... to commit suicide.
- Augusten Burroughs: You want me to kill myself?
- Dr. Finch: Well, if you tried to kill yourself, I could explain to the schoolboard that you were psychologically unfit to attend, and...” (continue)(continue reading)
Brian Cox - Dr. Finch
Joseph Cross - Augusten Burroughs

“Where would we be without our painful childhoods?”
Brian Cox - Dr. Finch

“Got a drink? I'm drier than a ninety-year-old tit.”

Brian Cox - Sean Wallace

“- Ward Abbott: I'm a patriot. I served my country.
- Pamela Landy: And Danny Zorn? What was he?
- Ward Abbott: Unlucky. Collateral damage.”
Brian Cox - Ward Abbott
Joan Allen - Pamela Landy

- Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says "Shenanigans".
- Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
- Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Brian Cox - Captain O'Hagan
Steve Lemme - Mac
Kevin Heffernan - Farva

“When you gotta go, you gotta go.”

Brian Cox - Captain O'Hagan

“- Neil Bookman: Why won't you let me live in this house and be a part of this family?
- Dr. Finch: Because I am the patriarch! And when the patriarch says jump, you jump, goddamnit! You don't co-operate, Neil, and for that, you're punished!”
Joseph Fiennes - Neil Bookman
Brian Cox - Dr. Finch

“If there's one thing I know more than anyone else, it's my own work.”
Brian Cox - William Stryker

“- Mitch Henessey: How did you find us?
- Nathan: There may be many reasons not to kill you, but among them is not that you'll be missed by NASA. I found the address in your coat. Here. Between the address of a topless bar, and the picture of what looks like a man's penis.
- Mitch Henessey: That's a duck, not a dick.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Mitch Henessey
Brian Cox - Nathan

“- Danny Wallace: The ends justify the means, Pops.
- Sean Wallace: The ends is bullshit. The means is what you live with.”
Mark Wahlberg - Danny Wallace
Brian Cox - Sean Wallace

“Who does not aspire to take back what was taken from them? Who does not dream of returning home?”
Brian Cox - Minister Breteuil

“Keep driving till we find a nice little town. These towns out in the desert, you know why they got there? People wanted to get away from somewhere else. The desert's for startin' over.”
Brian Cox - James Brogan

“I'll tell you a secret. The last act makes a film. Wow them in the end, and you got a hit. You can have flaws, problems, but wow them in the end, and you've got a hit. Find an ending, but don't cheat, and don't you dare bring in a deus ex machina. Your characters must change, and the change must come from them.”
Brian Cox - Robert McKee

“- Mitch Henessey: Jesus, old man, how many of those you got?
- Nathan: Three. One shoulder, one hip and one down here, right next to Mr. Wally, where most patdowns never reveal it, as even the most hardened federal agent is often reluctant to feel up another man's groin. Any other questions?
- Mitch Henessey: Yeah. What's the weather like on...” (continue)(continue reading)

Samuel L. Jackson - Mitch Henessey
Brian Cox - Nathan

“- Wolverine: Who am I?
- William Stryker: If you knew the kind of person you used to be, the work we did together... People don't change, Wolverine. You were an animal then and you're an animal now. I just gave you claws.”
Hugh Jackman - Wolverine
Brian Cox - William Stryker

“- Doug: Maybe we should invite him down his first night?
- Jane: No, no. Doug, the last thing you want is for your tenant to become your guest. Keep your distance.
- Doug: I suppose.
- Jane: Well, don't. Don't. Leave him alone. Let's... let's give him a chance to get adjusted first.”
Brian Cox - Doug
Mercedes Ruehl - Jane