Bruce Campbell movie quotes

“Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.”
Bruce Campbell - Ashley "Ash" J. Williams (Evil Dead series)

“- Girl in bar: You're cute.
- Renaldo 'the Heel': Keep talkin', baby. Maybe you'll tell me something I don't already know.”
Bruce Campbell - Renaldo 'The Heel'

“Boys, we're gonna be doing a little search and destroy on the goddamn moon!”
Bruce Campbell - Ray Tanner

“- Jack: He had me on the floor and had his mouth over my asshole!
- Elvis Presley: A shit eater?
- Jack: I don't think so. He was after my soul. Now you can get that out of any major orifice of a person's body. I read about it.
- Elvis Presley: Oh, yeah? Where, man? Hustler?”
Ossie Davis - Jack
Bruce Campbell - Elvis Presley

“- Cantrell: Sergeant Cantrell.
- Shemp: How do you spell that?
- Cantrell: Correctly.”
Keith David - Sgt. Cantrell
Bruce Campbell - Wedding Shemp

I'm fine... I'm fine...
[Mirror Ash jumps out of the mirror and grabs Ash] I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?

Bruce Campbell - Ashley "Ash" J. Williams

“- Annie Knowby: The first passage will allow the demon to manifest itself in the flesh.
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Why the hell would we want to do that?”

Sarah Berry - Annie Knowby
Bruce Campbell - Ashley "Ash" J. Williams

“The revealing of her panties wasn't intentional or unintentional. She just didn't give a damn. She saw me as so physically and sexually non-threatening, she didn't mind if I get a bird's eye view of her love nest. It was same to her as a house cat sneaking a peek.”

Bruce Campbell - Elvis Presley

“Here I was complainin' about loss of pride and how life had treated me, and now I realized... I never had any pride. And much of how life had treated me had been good.”
Bruce Campbell - Elvis Presley

“- Elvis Presley: Ask not what your rest home can do for you. Ask what you can do for your rest home.
- Jack: Hey, you're copying my best lines!
- Elvis Presley: Then let me paraphrase one of my own. Let's take care of business.”
Bruce Campbell - Elvis Presley
Ossie Davis - Jack

“Aren't you the sweetest little thing?”

Bruce Campbell - Ashley "Ash" J. Williams (Evil Dead series)

“Get old, you can't even cuss someone and have it bother 'em. Everything you do is either worthless or sadly amusing.”
Bruce Campbell - Elvis Presley

“I've never seen you here before. I like that in a woman.”
Bruce Campbell - Renaldo 'The Heel'

“Hey baby, why don't ya come on over to my pad. We'll have a scotch and sofa.”
Bruce Campbell - Renaldo 'The Heel'

“Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.”

Bruce Campbell - Ashley "Ash" J. Williams (Evil Dead series)

- Sheila: What of all those sweet words you spoke in private?
- Ashley "Ash" J. Williams: Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.

Embeth Davidtz - Sheila
Bruce Campbell - Ashley "Ash" J. Williams (Evil Dead series)

“Gimme some sugar, baby.”

Bruce Campbell - Ashley "Ash" J. Williams (Evil Dead series)

- Ashley "Ash" J. Williams: So what's the deal? Can you send me back or not?
- Wiseman: Only the Necronomicon has the power. An unholy book which we also require. Within its pages are passages that can send you back to your time. Only you the promised one can quest for it.
- Ashley "Ash" J. Williams: I don't want your book, I don't want your... (continue)(continue reading)
Ian Abercrombie - Wiseman
Bruce Campbell - Ashley "Ash" J. Williams (Evil Dead series)

“- Col. Jason Grant: A base! It is a god-damned base and we're being invited in.
- Ray Tanner: Yeah, but who's throwin' the party?”
Walter Koenig - Col. Jason Grant
Bruce Campbell - Ray Tanner