Bruce Dern movie quotes

“- The Detective: Today's your lucky day. I'm feeling generous. I'm gonna give you a choice. You and your boys can do one more job. A bank, a nice big one, for free. You're just going to hire a new driver, that's all. A good one.
- Glasses: I don't work with cops.”
Bruce Dern - The Detective
Joseph Walsh - Glasses

“- The Detective: A friend of yours told me where to find you in the middle of the day.
- The Driver: I don't have any friends.
- The Detective: That's right. No friends. No steady job. No girlfriend. You live real cheap, you never ask any questions... boy, you got it down real tight. So tight that there's no room for anything else. And that's a...” (continue)(continue reading)
Bruce Dern - The Detective
Ryan O'Neal - The Driver

“- Garbageman: The question here is garbage. Who picks up this mess?
- Mr. Rumsfield: Who picks up this mess? Well you're going to pick up the mess, because you are a garbage man.
- Garbageman: I pick up garbage from cans, not from the street!”
Dick Miller - Garbageman
Bruce Dern - Mark Rumsfield

“- Capt. Bob Hyde: I've waited a long time for an opportunity like this.
- Capt Hyde's Friend: You're going to make Major.
- Sally Hyde: Major?
- Capt. Bob Hyde: Major.”
Bruce Dern - Capt. Bob Hyde
Jane Seymour Fonda - Sally Hyde

Now, call me a prude if you want, but I don't think it's good policy for the Navy to hand over a billion-dollar piece of equipment to a man who has "Welcome Aboard" tattooed on his penis.
Bruce Dern - Admiral Graham

“- Bonnie Rumsfield: Your wife is home!
- Mark Rumsfield: And your house is on fire!
- Art Weingartner: My wife is home?”
Wendy Schaal - Bonnie Rumsfield
Bruce Dern - Mark Rumsfield
Rick Ducommun - Art Weingartner

“Hans! Oh ho! A fine Christian name. Hans Christian Andersen! What are you, Catholic?”
Bruce Dern - Mark Rumsfield

“- Capt. Bob Hyde: What the hell did you do to your hair?
- Sally Hyde: I've stopped straightening it.”
Bruce Dern - Capt. Bob Hyde
Jane Seymour Fonda - Sally Hyde

“- Mark Rumsfield: Oh, pretty girl! Friend of yours?
- Hans Klopek: No, it came with the frame.”

Bruce Dern - Mark Rumsfield
Courtney Gains - Hans Klopek

“- Capt. Bob Hyde: Why did you have to go to work in the hospital?
- Sally Hyde: Because I wanted to.
- Capt. Bob Hyde: It's the pits! You didn't have to do that. I just don't want you to work.”
Jane Seymour Fonda - Sally Hyde
Bruce Dern - Capt. Bob Hyde

“Dear Lord, please give us the strength and courage to tear this man from limb to limb.”
Bruce Dern - John Gillon

“Do yourself a favor. First thing, get a firearm.”
Bruce Dern - Sheriff Ed Galt

“- The Detective: Well, well, here's my new man. How do you like it here so far?
- Red Plainclothesman: Just great.
- The Detective: Let's get something straight right now. I don't like new men. They make mistakes.”
Bruce Dern - The Detective
Matt Clark - Red Plainclothesman

“- Capt. Bob Hyde: You never told me that you were this close to the beach.
- Sally Hyde: I wanted to surprise you.
- Capt. Bob Hyde: You're full of surprises.”
Bruce Dern - Capt. Bob Hyde
Jane Seymour Fonda - Sally Hyde