Bud Abbott quotes
“You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?”
- La trovi in Relationships in Hollywood
“My heart is broken. I’ve lost the best pal anyone ever had.”
- La trovi in Money and Actors
“Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.”
- La trovi in Acting Coaching
“Once they get their hooks into you, you're a dead pigeon.”
- From the movie: Bud Abbott and Lou Costello in Hollywood
- From the movie: Buck Privates
“- Herbie Brown: I'm just talking to myself.
- Slicker Smith: Well, don't talk so loud!
- Herbie Brown: I've got hear what I have to say.” - From the movie: Bud Abbott and Lou Costello in Hollywood
- From the movie: Buck Privates
“- Herbie Brown: She'll have to wait for me!
- Slicker Smith: Why should she wait for you?
- Herbie Brown: I was nice enough to wait for her!” - From the movie: It Ain't Hay
“- Grover Mockridge: Go answer the door. It might be Warner.
- Wilbur Hoolihan: It won't do no good. We're all signed up with Universal.” - From the movie: Bud Abbott and Lou Costello in Hollywood
“- Buzz Kurtis: Every time you open your mouth, what happens?
- Abercrombie: I eat.” - From the movie: In the Navy
“- Smokey Adams: Did you ever go to school, stupid?
- Pomeroy Watson: Yeah, and I come out the same way.” - From the movie: Rio Rita
- From the movie: Rio Rita
- "Doc": Did you ever go to school, stupid?
- "Wishy": Yeah and I came out the same way. - From the movie: Buck Privates
“You're 40-years-old, you're four times as old as this girl, and you can't marry her, so you wait five years. By that time the little girl's 15 and you're 45. You're only three times as old as that little girl. So you wait 15 years and when the girl is 30, you're at 60. You're only twice as old as that little girl.”
- From the movie: One Night in the Tropics
“- Abbott: Put that out. There's no smoking in here.
- Costello: What makes you think I'm smoking?
- Abbott: You've got a cigar in your mouth!
- Costello: I've got shoes on... it doesn't mean I'm walking.”
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