Whoopi Goldberg movie quotes

“- Stu Miley: Are you sending me back?
- Death: Yes. I'm sending you back.
- Stu Miley: Thank you, Death!
- Death: I like you. I'll take the South Park guys instead, I hear they're dying to meet me.”
Brendan Fraser - Stu Miley
Whoopi Goldberg - Death

“It never occurs to me that there are things that I can't do.”
Whoopi Goldberg

“- Sister Mary Clarence: Hey Father Thomas, what's happenin'?
- Father Thomas: What's happening is I've been sent to deliver a message like I'm working for Western Union instead of the Roman Catholic Church.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Sister Mary Clarence
Brad Sullivan - Father Thomas

“- Queen Constantina: We're just planning a little get together, nothing fancy. Just family, a few close friends and all the eligible young women in the kingdom.
- Prince Christopher: Mother.
- Queen Constantina: We're only talking four or five hundred at the most.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Queen Constantina
Paolo Montalban - Prince Christopher

“- Horror: I know I'm not your favorite kind of book, but I could be just like you.
- Adventure: You'll never be Adventure! You ain't got the spine for it!
- Fantasy: Come on, honey, even books have spines!”

Frank Welker - Horror
Sir Patrick Stewart - Adventure
Whoopi Goldberg - Fantasy

“- Richard Tyler: Fantasy!
- Fantasy: Naturally. Who were you expecting, honey? The Tooth Fairy?”
Macaulay Culkin - Richard Tyler
Whoopi Goldberg - Fantasy

Mr. DistrictAttorney, I'd like to point something out to you in the penal code. Section C, Paragraph 22: "Celebrities are above the law". This case is dismissed.
Whoopi Goldberg - Judge Cameo

“An actress can only play a woman. I'm an actor, I can play
anything.”

Whoopi Goldberg

“Normal is in the eye of the beholder.”
Whoopi Goldberg

“Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine.”
Whoopi Goldberg

- Loan Officer: Because we're the "women's bank", we should go against standard banking practices and give you this very large, unsecured loan because you're the right gender.
- Laurel Ayres: Well... you know, it might send a message.
- Loan Officer: Right: that women don't know how to run a bank.
Jean De Baer - Loan Officer
Whoopi Goldberg - Laurel Ayres

“- Lionel: Don't worry your majesties he'll meet someone tonight. I can feel it in my bones.
- Queen Constantina: You'll feel it in your bones if he doesn't.”
Jason Alexander - Lionel
Whoopi Goldberg - Queen Constantina

“- Frank Peterson: You better be premenstrual.
- Laurel Ayres: Baby, if I was premenstrual, you'd be dead.”
Tim Daly - Frank Peterson
Whoopi Goldberg - Laurel Ayres

- Timon: I know what you're thinking: "We're too different", "It'll never work", "What will the children look like?".
- Shenzi: That violates so many laws of nature.
- Timon: Listen to me! The problems of a couple of wacky kids like us don't amount to hill of termites in this nutty circle-of-life thing. And so I ask you: if not now, when? If not... (continue)(continue reading)

Nathan Lane - Timon
Whoopi Goldberg - Shenzi

“Everything you’ve done to me, I’ve already done to you.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Celie Johnson

“- Adventure: I would let you know, I'm a Classic!
- Fantasy: Mm-hmm, a classic misprint.
- Adventure: Why, you old sea serpent! I'll rip out your pages, and use them for...!”
Sir Patrick Stewart - Adventure
Whoopi Goldberg - Fantasy

“I've just had several of the worst days in my young life, Mr. Page, and the last thing I need is some jig-head like you to be screaming at me in a whiny voice. If you don't leave me alone, I'm gonna snatch this bad boy off your head and ram it up your ol' chocolate whizway!”
Whoopi Goldberg - Terry Dolittle

- Franny: What are you?
- Stripes: I don't know.
- Tucker: We can rule out "genius".
Whoopi Goldberg - Franny
Frankie Muniz - Stripes
Dustin Hoffman - Tucker

“Actors don't like to play coma. They feel it limits their range.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Rose Schwartz

“- Dennis Rodman: At least I look good.
- Eddie: For the moment. Get your earrings, baby. You look naked.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Eddie

- Eddie: You realize your son got a D in English?
- Rae Jones: What's that got to do with him playing ball?
- Eddie: A lot, but your first question should have been, "Why did he get a D in English?". You need to startpaying attention to him in school or you're going to be watching him in court instead of on the court.
Whoopi Goldberg - Eddie
Davenia McFadden - Rae Jones

“- Sam Wheat: Molly, you're in danger.
- Oda Mae Brown: You can't just blurt it out like that! And quit moving around, because you're starting to make me dizzy. I'll just tell her in my own way.
[pause]
- Oda Mae Brown: Molly, you in danger, girl.”
Patrick Swayze - Sam Wheat
Whoopi Goldberg - Oda Mae Brown

“- Loan Officer: Do you have any assets?
- Laurel Ayres: I have drive and courage and ambition. And if you'll look at the prospectus, you'll notice that I have a very, very sound business mind too.
- Loan Officer: I was thinking more like stocks, bonds, property.”
Jean De Baer - Loan Officer
Whoopi Goldberg - Laurel Ayres

“If you wanna be somebody, if you wanna go somewhere, you better wake up and pay attention.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Sister Mary Clarence

“- Manny Singer: Have you ever had a block?
- Corrina Washington: All my life.”
Ray Liotta - Manny Singer
Whoopi Goldberg - Corrina Washington