Catherine Zeta-Jones movie quotes

“We run out of ice, so I run out to get some. I come back, open the door, and there's Veronica and Charlie doing number 17, the spread-eagle. Well, I was in such a state of shock that I completely blacked out; I can't remember a thing. It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Velma Kelly

“- Dr. David Marrow: Let me explain what's happening here. You're participating in a study on group fear and hysteria.
- Luke: What? That's it, that's what this was all about?
- Theo: You brought us here to scare us, is that it?
- Dr. David Marrow: Yes.
- Luke: And you were just waiting for her to have a total nervous breakdown before you said...” (continue)(continue reading)
Liam Neeson - Dr. David Marrow
Owen Wilson - Luke Sanderson
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Theo

“- Marina: I saved your life!
- Sinbad: Oh, I would've been fine. I always am.
- Marina: Right. So ungrateful. It's just typical.
- Sinbad: And you chipped the paint! Right here, look at it! That's more than a little scratch!”

Catherine Zeta-Jones - Marina
Brad Pitt - Sinbad

“- Dr. David Marrow: I told you, it wasn't meant to be like this.
- Theo: Oh, come on, you don't care about insomnia, you just wanted to scare the hell out of us to be fit in your little test or model, an end to understand this. You can't do it...
- Dr. David Marrow: Listen. You listen to me. I am trying to help people. My field of study is the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Liam Neeson - Dr. David Marrow
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Theo

“- Gin: You stole my suitcase?
- Mac: I'm a thief. So sue me.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Gin
Sir Sean Connery - Mac

“I just wish the sex wasn't so amazing.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Amelia Warren

- Gwen Harrison: I slept with him.
- Kathleen "Kiki" Harrison: Hector? Are you in love with him?
- Gwen Harrison: Come on! It's not always about love. Sometimes you just need to get laid.
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Gwen Harrison
Julia Roberts - Kathleen "Kiki" Harrison

“- Marylin Rexroth: I could have you disbarred for that.
- Miles Massey: It was worth it.
- Marylin Rexroth: A romantic divorce attorney.
- Miles Massey: You fascinate me.”

Catherine Zeta-Jones - Marylin
George Clooney - Miles

“Sinbad, you're not a very complicated guy. All someone has to do is imagine the most gutless course of action and you're bound to take it!”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Marina

“- Roxie Hart: You see, ever since I can remember, I've wanted to be on the stage.
- Velma Kelly: Oh yeah? What's your talent; washing and drying?”
Renee Zellweger - Roxie Hart
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Velma Kelly

“- Amelia Warren: Are you coming or going?
- Viktor Navorski: I don't know. Both.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Amelia Warren
Tom Hanks - Viktor Navorski

- Eleanor "Nell" Vance: You have trouble with commitment?
- Theo: Well, my boyfriend thinks so, my girlfriend doesn't. We could all live together, but they hate each other.
Lili Taylor - Nell
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Theo

“You feel cut off from the world, but the world has missed you.”

Catherine Zeta-Jones - Theo

“- Mac: Has there ever been anyone you couldn't manipulate, beguile or seduce?
- Gin: No.”
Sir Sean Connery - Mac
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Gin

“- Francisco Flores: I want to use a bomb.
- Helena Ayala: Are you kidding? Can't you just shoot him or something?
- Francisco Flores: I don't really like guns. You shoot someone in the head three times and some pinche doctor will keep them alive.”
Clifton Collins Jr. - Francisco Flores
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Helena Ayala

“My sister and I had an act that couldn't flop. My sister and I were headed straight for the top. My sister and I earned a thou a week at least, but my sister is now unfortunately deceased. I know it's sad, of course, but a fact is still a fact. And now all that remains is the remains of a perfect double act.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Velma Kelly

“- Gin: I've got a proposition for you.
- Mac: How do I know that you're not a cop?
- Gin: I don't know. You're just going to have to trust me.
- Mac: Rule number two: never trust a naked woman.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Gin
Sir Sean Connery - Mac

“- Dr. David Marrow: What do we all need in life? What are the basics? Food, water, shelter...
- Theo: ...Sex.”
Liam Neeson - Dr. David Marrow
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Theo

“- Gin: I'm not who you think I am, Mac.
- Mac: I hope not. For your sake.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Gin
Sir Sean Connery - Mac

“Like the wise man said: first we try, then we trust.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Gin

“- Elena: Forgive me father for I have sinned. It has been three days since my last confession.
- Alejandro Murrieta: Three days? How many sins could you have committed in three days? Come back when you have more time, please.”

Catherine Zeta-Jones - Elena
Antonio Banderas - Alejandro Murrieta

“- Gin: Where do you sleep?
- Mac: Why?
- Gin: Just in case I need anything.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Gin
Sir Sean Connery - Mac

“- Gin: Is all this paid for?
- Mac: With blood.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Gin
Sir Sean Connery - Mac