Channing Tatum movie quotes

“- Cale: You are a goddamn traitor, sir.
- Raphelson: Now when the country finds out that your beloved President helped a maniac open the nuclear football, who do think they'll believe? Now you would be a nobody, whereas I am the President of the United States.
- President Sawyer: Oh no, you're not!”
Channing Tatum - Cale
Richard Jenkins - Raphelson
Jamie Foxx - President Sawyer

You know, my momma... she always told me, 'Us Southerners get our good manners from the British.' So I was thinkin', "Ain't that a pity? Y'all ain't keepin' none for yourself". Y'all ain't ever heard of knockin' before you enter?
Channing Tatum - Tequila

“- Finnerty: There's a series of tunnels. JFK used them to sneak Marilyn Monroe in.
- Cale: I thought that was a myth.”

Maggie Gyllenhaal - Finnerty
Channing Tatum - Cale

“If this really is our last ride, what if we make up some new routines?”

Channing Tatum - Mike

“- Magic Mike: He can't dance for sure.
- Dallas: He can't dance for shit, but that is teachable.”

Channing Tatum - Magic Mike
Matthew McConaughey - Dallas

“- Jenko: [pointing across the room to the statue of Jesus] Captain, Korean Jesus is right there!
- Captain Dickson: That's Vietnamese Jesus now. See this is a Vietnamese church, you racist sacrilegious sack of shit!”
Channing Tatum - Jenko
Ice Cube - Captain Dickson

“- Schmidt: Say something cool when you throw it!
- Jenko: One, two, three! Something cool!”

Jonah Hill - Schmidt
Channing Tatum - Jenko

“- Schmidt: There's a grenade in my shorts, can you reach it? Go in from underneath!
- Jenko: Oh, shit! Is that it?
- Schmidt: No, that's my dick!
- Jenko: What about that?
- Schmidt: That's my dick also!
- Jenko: Why is it hard?
- Schmidt: I'm so full of adrenalin right now!”
Jonah Hill - Schmidt
Channing Tatum - Jenko

“- Cale: Is my credit score on there?
- Finnerty: Yes, and you should be ashamed of yourself.”
Channing Tatum - Cale
Maggie Gyllenhaal - Finnerty

“Can you not hit me in the head with a rocket when I'm trying to drive?”

Channing Tatum - Cale

“- Director Gordon: Well, don't make me regret my decision.
- Nora: 2:30 tomorrow. Bring your tights.
- Tyler Gage: Tights? Wait. What?”
Rachel Griffiths - Director Gordon
Jenna Dewan Tatum - Nora Clark
Channing Tatum - Tyler Gage

“- Director Gordon: And you say that he can dance?
- Nora: He's adequate.
- Tyler Gage: Adequate?
- Director Gordon: See. That's my concern. He's not taking this seriously.
- Tyler Gage: Look, I'm sorry. It's just y'all are talking about dancing like it's rocket science or something.”
Rachel Griffiths - Director Gordon
Jenna Dewan Tatum - Nora Clark
Channing Tatum - Tyler Gage

“- Finnerty: John Cale, why do you want to be in the Secret Service?
- Cale: I can't think of a more important job than protecting the President.”
Maggie Gyllenhaal - Finnerty
Channing Tatum - Cale

“It's 2014, asshole. You can't fucking use 'faggot'. 'Gay' is okay.' 'Homosexual', maybe.”
Channing Tatum - Jenko

“- Cale: Tell me you got some weapons in the residence.
- President Sawyer : No, we got some knives in the kitchen.
- Cale: What?
- President Sawyer: They're big knives.”
Channing Tatum - Cale
Jamie Foxx - President Sawyer

“The three keys of coolness in high school: one: don’t try hard at anything. Okay? Two: make fun of people who do try. Three: be handsome. Four: if anyone steps you on the first day of school, you punch them directly in the face. Five: drive a kick-ass car.”

Channing Tatum - Jenko

“- Cale: Hello, this is Special Agent Carol Finnerty. To whom am I speaking?
- Tyler: That sounds official.”
Channing Tatum - Cale
Jimmi Simpson - Tyler

“- Big Dick Richie: Look, if you ain't ready to bring it old school this weekend, then you need to hop it off this food truck right now.
- Mike: Why do you think I came this weekend?
- Big Dick Richie: I don't know, man. It's been a long time. But I do know this, you better be ready to follow my ass down the rabbit hole, brother. I'm talking out...” (continue)(continue reading)
Joe Manganiello - Big Dick Richie
Channing Tatum - Mike

“- Emily: These are White House passes.
- Cale: Your dad here has a job interview with the Secret Service.”
Joey King - Emily
Channing Tatum - Cale

“Look, I love you guys. This trip has been ridiculous and amazing. So please, do not make me give the whole 'it's not about how we go out there and do it, it's about getting to go out there and do it together' speech that I just gave you.”

Channing Tatum - Mike

“- Magic Mike: I have, like, $13,000 saved.
- Brooke: Wow. That's a lot of ones.
- Magic Mike: There are some fives in there.
- Brooke: Oh, ok. No twenties?
- Magic Mike: Oh, you don't wanna know what I have to do for twenties.”
Channing Tatum - Magic Mike
Cody Horn - Brooke

“- Aaron: This your idea of relaxing? Wine and gun maintenance?
- Mallory Kane: There's another glass in the kitchen.
- Aaron: You gonna leave your name and number afterwards?”
Channing Tatum - Aaron
Gina Carano - Mallory Kane

“- Tyler Gage: What? I'm not late
- Nora: You're not dress either. You can change at the back
- Tyler Gage: I can change here.
- Nora: I told you to bring tights
- Tyler Gage: Do I look like I own tights?
- Nora: Shoes?
- Tyler Gage: I move better with them”
Channing Tatum - Tyler Gage
Jenna Dewan Tatum - Nora Clark

“Be not afraid of greatness, some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.”
Channing Tatum - Duke

“I'm fighting for something that's real for the first time in my life!”
Channing Tatum - Tyler Gage