Charles Durning quotes
- From the movie: The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
“It behooves both the Jews and the Arabs to settle their differences in a Christian manner!”
- From the movie: True Confessions
“Cut the crap. I don't have all day. It's been 20 years since my last confession. I had a lot of things to do.”
- From the movie: The Muppet Movie
- From the movie: To Be or Not to Be
- From the movie: Cop
“- Lloyd Hopkins: Penny's gonna fly. The wings are there, and they're big.
- Dutch Peltz: You better hope the tits are there, and they're big too. She'll get farther in this world with a pair of those.” - From the movie: Dark Night Of The Scarecrow
- La trovi in Spare Time in Hollywood
“I was doing judo before anybody knew it existed in this country.”
- La trovi in Money and Actors
- La trovi in Actors in real life
“I was born looking older - and I've been aging since I was a teenager.”
- From the movie: I.Q.
- Louis Bamberger: "New Jersey: Leader in Intergalactic Rocket Exploration". How's that sound for a license plate?
- Ed Walters: Long? - From the movie: Tootsie
“- Les: Why'd you do it?
- Michael Dorsey: I needed the work.
- Les: The only reason you're still breathing is because I never kissed you.” - From the movie: The Muppet Movie
- From the movie: The Muppet Movie
“- Doc Hopper: What does it do?
- Professor Max Krassman: What does it do? What does it do? It turns the brains into guacamole!” - From the movie: Death of a Salesman
“- Charley: The only thing you got in this world is what you can sell. And the funny thing is that you're a salesman and you don't know that.
- William 'Willy' Loman: Well, I've always tried to think otherwise, I guess. I always felt - that if a man was impressive, and well liked, that nothing...
- Charley: Why must everybody like you? Who liked...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: True Confessions
“You knew that whore and you didn't tell anyone. You're a priest, a priest. How's that going to look in the papers.”
- From the movie: To Be or Not to Be
“Vat do you mean you haven't got proof? Dat is no excuse! Arrezt zem! Vat? Vere? Vy? Ven? From now on, ven in doubt, arrezt zem! Arrezt zem! Arrezt zem! Arrezt zem! Zen shoot zem and interrogate zem! Oh, you are right, just shoot zem!”
- From the movie: North Dallas Forty
- From the movie: The Man with One Red Shoe
“- Ross: The man with one red shoe... what's going to happen to him?
- Brown: He'll be just fine.
- Ross: And the girl?
- Brown: The deal was her testimony for her freedom. I think it was a fair exchange.
- Ross: Well, I don't think so.
- Brown: Well, since you're no longer director of CIA, and I am, it doesn't matter what you think.” - From the movie: The Fury
“What a culture can't assimilate, it destroys.”
- From the movie: State and Main
- From the movie: Dark Night Of The Scarecrow
- From the movie: Death of a Salesman
“Willy was a salesman. And for a salesman, there is no rock bottom to the life. He don't put a bolt to a nut, and tell you the law or give you medicine. He's a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back - that's an earthquake. And then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and...” (continue)(continue reading)
“Opinions are like assholes, honey. Everybody's got one and everybody thinks everybody else's stinks.”
- From the movie: The Muppet Movie
“- Doc Hopper: Isn't that splendid? Just splendid! Just take a look at it.
- Kermit the Frog: All I can see are millions of frogs with tiny crutches.” - From the movie: Death of a Salesman
“No man only needs a little salary.”
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