Cher quotes
- From the movie: Mermaids
“Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Or don't do anything I would!”
- Juanita: You do far too much messing around. I'm going to ask my "Friday Bible Club" to devote a prayer session to you.
- Sissy: Why dont you pray for them people in China? They need it a hell of a lot more than I do.
- Juanita: We were praying for them, but it didn't seem to do much good. Now we pray for rain.- From the movie: Mask
“- Rocky Dennis: Mom. Do I look like a freak to you?
- Rusty Dennis: No.
- Rocky Dennis: You know, your always been big on telling me when my face doesn't matter, but, it does. Doesn't it? You think that I can't even get a girl to like me unless you pay for her.” - From the movie: Mermaids
“Ok, I’ve had a little scotch. I’m real calm.”
- From the movie: Mask
“- Rocky Dennis: I hate you going out every night and coming home wasted all the time!
- Rusty Dennis: It's none of your goddamn business!
- Rocky Dennis: You're my mother!
- Rusty Dennis: Well, you're not my warden!” - From the movie: Tea with Mussolini
“- Elsa Morganthal Strauss-Armistan: Why are you helping me? You always hated me.
- Lady Hester Random: Because we're creatures from two different worlds, you and I. Because I have despised you. And you have laughed at me and the Scorpioni. And because in spite of all that, you've been very kind to us and kept it a secret. And because we've both...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Mermaids
“You drive like old people make love.”
- From the movie: The Witches of Eastwick
“- Daryl Van Horne: You haven't seen any snowy egrets around here, have you?
- Alexandra Medford: No.
- Daryl Van Horne: Of course, I wouldn't know a snowy egret if I were pissing on one. Lunch?
- Alexandra Medford: I think it's a little late in the season.
- Daryl Van Horne: For lunch?
- Alexandra Medford: No, pissing on birds.” - From the movie: Mask
“Now you can go anywhere you want, baby.”
- From the movie: Stuck On You
“Go to bed. You have a geography test in the morning.”
- From the movie: Silkwood
“Who's gonna rape you that you ain't already fucked?”
- From the movie: Suspect
“I spend all of my day with murders and rapists, and what's really crazy is that I like them.”
- From the movie: Moonstruck
“- Loretta Castorini: I'm getting married.
- Cosmo Castorini: Again?
- Loretta Castorini: Yeah.
- Cosmo Castorini: You did this once before, it didn't work out.
- Loretta Castorini: The guy died!” - From the movie: Mermaids
“Charlotte, I know you're planning a celibate life, but with half my chromosomes, I think that might be tough.”
- From the movie: Moonstruck
“- Ronny Cammareri: I love you.
- Loretta Castorini: [slaps him twice] Snap out of it!” - From the movie: Moonstruck
“- Ronny Cammareri: You ruined my life.
- Loretta Castorini: That's impossible! It was ruined when I got here! You ruined my life!” - From the movie: Mask
“First you told me he was gonna be retarded, then you told me he was gonna be blind and deaf. If I'd dug his grave every time one of you geniuses told me he was gonna die, I'd be eating fuckin' chop suey in China by now!”
- From the movie: Mask
“- Gar: If you're gonna get wasted on that crap, I'm not gonna hang around here and babysit you.
- Rusty Dennis: You must be confusing me with someone who gives a shit.
- Gar: I must be.
- Rusty Dennis: You know, this is not going to work. I'm doing things to please you and I'm just gonna end up hating you.” - From the movie: Moonstruck
“- Cosmo Castorini: It looks stupid. It's a pinky ring. It's a man's ring!
- Loretta Castorini: It's temporary!
- Cosmo Castorini: Everything is temporary! That doesn't excuse nothin'!”
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