Chris O'Donnell movie quotes

“This is your idea of friendship, isn't it, Bruce? It's your house, it's your rules, it's your way to the highway! It's Batman and Robin, not Robin and Batman, and I'm sick of it!”

Chris O'Donnell - Robin

“- D'Artagnan: The Cardinal! We have to hurry!
- Porthos: You two have a date?
- D'Artagnan: No. It's the Cardinal. He's conspiring against the king.
- Aramis: Tell us something we don't know.”
Chris O'Donnell - D'Artagnan
Oliver Platt - Porthos
Charlie Sheen - Aramis

“- Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade: Give me one good reason not to.
- Charlie Simms: I'll give you two. You can dance the tango and drive a Ferrari better than anyone I've ever seen.
- Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade: You never seen anyone do either.”

Al Pacino - Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade
Chris O'Donnell - Charlie Simms

“- Dick Grayson: Alfred and Bruce are like family.
- Barbara Wilson: Paying someone to do your dishes, cook your meals, you call that family?”
Chris O'Donnell - Dick Grayson
Alicia Silverstone - Barbara Wilson

“- Benny: Have... have you ever gone all the way with a girl?
- Jack: No. Not quite.
- Benny: Would you like to?
- Jack: Now?
- Benny: No. It wasn't an invitation, just a request for information.”
Minnie Driver - Benny
Chris O'Donnell - Jack

“- Poison Ivy: Kiss me and I'll tell you.
- Robin: Tell me and I'll kiss you.”
Uma Thurman - Poison Ivy
Chris O'Donnell - Robin

“- Peter: My sister's dying up there, Mr. Wick.
- Montgomery Wick: Up there you're not dying, you're dead.”

Chris O'Donnell - Peter Garrett
Scott Glenn - Montgomery Wick

“- Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade: Then, I'm going to lie down on my big beautiful bed, and blow my brains out.
- Charlie Simms: Did I hear you right, colonel? You said you're going to kill yourself?
- Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade: No. I said I'm going to blow my brains out.”
Al Pacino - Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade
Chris O'Donnell - Charlie Simms

“- Dick Grayson: All I can think about every second of the day is getting Two-Face. He took my whole life. And when I was out there tonight, I imagined it was him that I was fighting, even when I was fighting you. And all the pain went away. Do you understand?
- Bruce Wayne: Yes, I do.
- Dick Grayson: Good, cause you gotta help me find him. And...” (continue)(continue reading)
Chris O'Donnell - Dick Grayson
Val Kilmer - Bruce Wayne

“- Athos: You fight like a man. See if you can drink like one.
- D'Artagnan: I'll drink anything you put in front of me.
- Athos: Famous last words... What should we drink to?
- D'Artagnan: Let's drink to love.”
Kiefer Sutherland - Athos
Chris O'Donnell - D'Artagnan

“- Bad Guy: It's Porthos the Pirate!!
- D'Artagnan: Pirate?
- Porthos: I told you I was famous.”
Chris O'Donnell - D'Artagnan
Oliver Platt - Porthos

“- Annie: That was a hell of a thing you did up there. Anybody else would have given up.
- Peter: Not everybody.
- Annie: He'd be proud of you. Angry, but really proud.”

Robin Tunney - Annie Garrett
Chris O'Donnell - Peter Garrett

“- Porthos: I see. He thinks he can challenge the mighty Porthos with a sword!
- D'Artagnan: The mighty who?
- Porthos: Don't tell me you've never heard of me.
- D'Artagnan: The world's biggest windbag?”
Oliver Platt - Porthos
Chris O'Donnell - D'Artagnan

“- Cardinal Richelieu: You object to losing your head?
- D'Artagnan: Yes, I like it where it is!”
Tim Curry - Cardinal Richelieu
Chris O'Donnell - D'Artagnan

“I'm not interested in your goddamn vagina, all right? I just want to marry you!”

Chris O'Donnell - Jimmie Shannon

“- Matt: You think I'm crazy?
- Casey: You're asking me?”
Chris O'Donnell - Matt Leland
Drew Barrymore - Casey Roberts

“- Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade: Haven't you heard? Conscience is dead.
- Charlie Simms: No, I haven't heard.
- Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade: Well, then, take the fuckin' wax outta your ears! Grow up! It's fuck your buddy, cheat on your wife, call your mother on Mother's Day! Charlie, it's all shit.”
Al Pacino - Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade
Chris O'Donnell - Charlie Simms

“- Grandad James Shannon: As my last surviving descendant, you have a sacred duty to pass on my genetic material.
- Jimmie Shannon: That's a lovely sentiment.”
Peter Alexander Ustinov - Grandad James Shannon
Chris O'Donnell - Jimmie Shannon

“- Aramis: I hope your sword is as quick as your mouth.
- D'Artagnan: It's quicker.
- Aramis: Ah, a duel then.
- D'Artagnan: A duel.”
Charlie Sheen - Aramis
Chris O'Donnell - D'Artagnan

“- Charlie Simms: If you're tangled up, just tango on.
- Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade: You askin' me to dance, Charlie?”
Chris O'Donnell - Charlie Simms
Al Pacino - Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade

“- Athos: It's not your fight. You're not a Musketeer.
- D'Artagnan: I may not wear the tunic, but I believe I have the heart of a Musketeer.”
Kiefer Sutherland - Athos
Chris O'Donnell - D'Artagnan

“- Marco: Your birthday is soon, right? Like next week?
- Jimmie Shannon: No, it's not next week.
- Marco: Thank God.
- Jimmie Shannon: It's tomorrow!”
Artie Lange - Marco
Chris O'Donnell - Jimmie Shannon

“- Batman: It's my rules. My rules to keep us alive, and if you want to stay in this house, and on this team, you will abide by them!
- Robin: This is no partnership. You're never gonna trust me!”
George Clooney - Batman
Chris O'Donnell - Robin

“- D'Artagnan: So what do we do now? What's next?
- Porthos: Well, we protect the King.
- Aramis: Protect the Queen.
- Porthos: In the name of God. And France, correct?
- Aramis: France indeed.”
Chris O'Donnell - D'Artagnan
Oliver Platt - Porthos
Charlie Sheen - Aramis

“- Jimmie Shannon: Just give me the damn symbolic vaginas.
- Marco: You are sick!”
Chris O'Donnell - Jimmie Shannon
Artie Lange - Marco