Christian Slater movie quotes

“I was a shy, quiet kid. I was happiest playing by myself with my toys, rather than hanging around people.”
Christian Slater

“Good judgement comes from experience.”
Christian Slater

“What are you sayin, Pop? That because I'm a greasy immigrant, all I can do is clean fish? That ain't enough! I got a right to find work that uses my brain!”

Christian Slater - Charlie 'Lucky' Luciano

“- Adso of Melk: Do you think that this is a place abandoned by God?
- William of Baskerville: Have you ever known a place where God would have felt at home?”
Christian Slater - Adso von Melk
Sir Sean Connery - William von Baskerville

“If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.”
Christian Slater - Brian Kelly

“- George Kuffs: I'm looking for a really big gun which holds a lot of bullets.
- Gun Salesman: Is this what you had in mind? It's a 9mm Beretta. 15 in the clip, 1 in the pipe.
- George Kuffs: Got one that holds more?
- Gun Salesman: No.
- George Kuffs: I'll take two.”

Christian Slater - George Kuffs
Roger Rook - Gun Salesman

“- Kyle Fisher: I'm calling the police.
- Robert Boyd: So help me God, you touch that fuckin' phone, I'll bury you with them!”

Jon Favreau - Kyle Fisher
Christian Slater - Robert Boyd

“- J.D.: Is your life perfect?
- Veronica: I'm on my way to a party at Remington University... No, my life's not perfect. I don't really like my friends.”
Christian Slater - J.D.
Winona Ryder - Veronica

“- Lewis Farrell: You must be wondering who I am?
- Kim: Someone who's making Lisa as happy as I've ever seen her.
- Lewis Farrell: But?
- Kim: But, if you hurt her, I'll kill you.”
Christian Slater - Lewis Farrell
Pamela Adlon - Kim

“Don't let him bleed on the carpet!”

Christian Slater - Robert Boyd

“Why are you calling an ambulance? She's dead.”

Christian Slater - Robert Boyd

“- Charlie 'Lucky' Luciano: Looks like I don't have a choice, do I? Either I agree to kill my friends, or you kill me.
- Don Faranzano: That's right.”

Christian Slater - Charlie 'Lucky' Luciano
Sir Michael Gambon - Don Faranzano

“- J.D.: There are no stupid questions.
- Veronica: You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they're going to blow it up in 2 days. What do you do?
- J.D.: That's the stupidest question I've ever heard.”
Christian Slater - J.D.
Winona Ryder - Veronica

“- Binx: What are those, uppers or downers?
- Lloyd: They're for asthma, you want one?”

Christian Slater - Binx
Keith Gordon - Lloyd

“- Denzil Eisenhower: You cant be judge, jury, and executioner at the same time. It's just not the American way.
- Winston Churchill: Hey, you'll never get to be President if you're runnin' that kinda policy.”
Romany Malco - Denzil Eisenhower
Christian Slater - Winston Churchill

“Now that I am an old, old man, I must confess that of all the faces that appear to me out of the past, the one I see most clearly is that of the girl of whom I've never ceased to dream these many long years. She was the only earthly love in my life, yet I never knew, nor ever learned, her name.”
Christian Slater - Adso von Melk

“Meyer, from now on, you and me gotta agree. So if I start getting a swelled head, just shoot me. It'd be a lot less painful.”

Christian Slater - Charlie 'Lucky' Luciano

“I like the idea that a voice can just go somewhere, uninvited, and just kinda hang out like a dirty thought in a nice clean mind. Maybe a though is like a virus, you know, it can... it can... kill all the healthy thoughts and just take over. That would be serious.”
Christian Slater - Mark Hunter

“Look at her. It looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.”
Christian Slater - Clarence Worley

“- Vic Deakins: Flying doesn't mean what it used to mean to me.
- Riley Hale: Not the flying - carrying the nukes. I know you. You love having the power of God at your fingertips. You get off on it.”
John Travolta - Vic Deakins
Christian Slater - Riley Hale

“- William of Baskerville: She is already burnt flesh, Adso. Bernardo Gui has spoken: she is a witch.
- Adso of Melk: But that's not true, and you know it!
- William of Baskerville: I know. I also know that anyone who disputes the verdict of an Inquisitor is guilty of heresy.”
Sir Sean Connery - William von Baskerville
Christian Slater - Adso von Melk

“- Malloy: So a vampire can cry.
- Louis: Once, maybe twice in his own eternity. Maybe it was to quench those tears forever that I took such revenge on them.”
Christian Slater - Malloy
Brad Pitt - Louis

“Every now and then everybody's entitled to too much perfection.”
Christian Slater - Lewis Farrell

- Kurt Kelly: Hey Ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a "No Fags Allowed" rule?
- J.D.: Well they, uh, seem to have an open door policy for assholes though, don't they?
Lance Fenton - Kurt Kelly
Christian Slater - J.D.

If Mr. Chang were on your property and he was leaning on you, I'd ask him to leave, and then if he didn't do it fast enough, I'd pull my gun out of its holster; just like this, and shout, "Do we have an understanding or do you want to see if you can breathe through your forehead?".

Christian Slater - George Kuffs