Christina Applegate movie quotes

“Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you.”
Christina Applegate - Veronica Corningstone

“- Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
- Veronica Corningstone: No, there's no way that's correct.
- Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you.”
Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy
Christina Applegate - Veronica Corningstone

“- Christina: I meet a guy for two minutes and I'm chasing after him like he's something special.
- Courtney: Well, maybe you want someone special for once, maybe you were thinking that you were tired of the game.”
Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters
Christina Applegate - Courtney Rockcliffe

“- Courtney: Bride or groom's side what do ya think?
- Christina: I think I need to go to the bathroom.
- Courtney: did you misplace your bladder today or something?
- Christina: Sweety! I'm wearing like the tightest skirt!”
Christina Applegate - Courtney Rockcliffe
Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters

“- Courtney: I flew accross that bathroom so fast, and you got fucked in the eye. How could you not know what a glory hole is?
- Christina: Well unlike my whore friend Courtney Rockcliff, I don't usually spend much time in men's public bathrooms. You could at least show some compassion.
- Courtney: Ok I'm sorry let's have a look. Well it looks...” (continue)(continue reading)
Christina Applegate - Courtney Rockcliffe
Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters

“Mama Celeste face up, I go to work, Mama Celeste face down, we're selling carnations on a freeway off ramp.”

Christina Applegate - Swell

“- Swell: Kenny, why don't you save your last three brain cells, you might need them.
- Kenny: I won't!”
Christina Applegate - Swell
Keith Coogan - Kenny