Christopher Grace movie quotes

“- Victoria Lasseter: You're going to kill him for trying to leave town?
- Adrian Yates: That's a security breach. I'm just doing my job.
- Victoria Lasseter: He's a human being.
- Adrian Yates: They're assets.
- Victoria Lasseter: He's an American citizen.
- Adrian Yates: They're government property.
- Victoria Lasseter: Are you actually fucking...” (continue)(continue reading)

Connie Britton - Victoria Lasseter
Christopher Grace - Adrian Yates

“It's as if at that moment Eric Forman and Donna Pinciotti ceased to exist and merged into one perfect being... Donneric Forciotti.”

Christopher Grace - Eric Forman

“Failing classes is not the only way to get attention from your parents. A lot of girls, when they're having a bad time at home, just go slutty.”
Christopher Grace - Eric Forman

Michael Kelso-I say do it with her.
Eric Forman-Kelso, your solution to everything is "Do it with her".
Michael Kelso-Hey, it worked on my science teacher. C minus.
Ashton Kutcher - Michael Kelso
Christopher Grace - Eric Forman

“Red Forman-I want you to forget that I'm your father for a minute. I want you to tell me exactly what you think of me.
Eric Forman-How about I do this when you don't have a gun?”

Kurtwood Smith - Red Forman
Christopher Grace - Eric Forman

“Look at the symptoms... temperamental behavior, mood swings, facial hair... Uh oh, Dad, I think you have menopause.”
Christopher Grace - Eric Forman

“Guys, I can't think Penny is hot. I mean, she's my cousin. That's like thinking my mom's... Whoa, I'm gonna stop right there.”
Christopher Grace - Eric Forman

“You know Donna, you're a great study buddy. You make studying fun.”

Christopher Grace - Eric Forman

“Eric Forman-I believe that everyone's political opinion is valid, and worth hearing.
Red Forman-Well that's perfect Eric. Use that line when you run for Miss America.”
Kurtwood Smith - Red Forman
Christopher Grace - Eric Forman

“It's amazing what one act of civil disobedience can do for a person.”
Christopher Grace - Eric Forman

“Eric Forman- Kelso, aren't you a little old to be stealing Donna's undies?
Michael Kelso-A collector never stops collecting, Eric.”
Christopher Grace - Eric Forman
Ashton Kutcher - Michael Kelso

“Eric Forman-My head hurts.
Red Forman-That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.”
Kurtwood Smith - Red Forman
Christopher Grace - Eric Forman

“Red Forman-What have I said about comparing your sister to the Devil?
Eric Forman-That it's offensive to the Devil?”
Kurtwood Smith - Red Forman
Christopher Grace - Eric Forman

“Do you really think you’re going to find a hidden message in a pop song?”
Christopher Grace - Bar Buddy

“Used to be - a hundred years ago - y'know, any moron could kinda wander into the woods and look behind a rock or some shit and discover some cool new thing, y'know? Not anymore. Where's the mystery that makes everything worthwhile? We crave mystery, 'cause there's none left.”
Christopher Grace - Bar Buddy

“- Ron Stallworth: Hello, this is Ron Stallworth calling. Who am I speaking with?
- David Duke: This is David Duke.
- Ron Stallworth: The Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, that David Duke?
- David Duke: The last time I checked. What can I do you for?
- Ron Stallworth: Well, since you asked, I hate niggers, I hate Jews. Spics and micks. Italians...” (continue)(continue reading)
John David Washington - Ron Stallworth
Christopher Grace - David Duke

“- Adrian Yates: Uh, your girlfriend's here. Would you ever like to see her alive again?
- Mike Howell: I don't know.
- Adrian Yates: So if I just took out my gun and blew her fucking face off, you'd be cool with that?
- Mike Howell: No, that wouldn't be cool. Is she really there with you?
- Phoebe: Mikey? I'm sorry. But I'm the tree. I've been...” (continue)(continue reading)
Christopher Grace - Adrian yates
Jesse Eisenberg - Mike Howell
Kristen Stewart - Phoebe Larson

“- Carter: Dan, you seem to have the perfect marriage. How do you do it?
- Dan: You just pick the right one to be in the foxhole with, and then when you're outside of the foxhole you keep your dick in your pants.
- Carter: That's poetic.”
Christopher Grace - Carter
Dennis Quaid - Dan

- Adrian Yates: Where do you want to begin?
- Mike Howell: [thinking, seeing flashbacks] Dustpan. Spoon. Noodles. Bear. Frying pan. Fire. Apollo Ape. "Marry Me". Where did it all begin? Okay, it started three days ago, in the town of Liman, West Virginia. It's where I lived with my girlfriend, Phoebe. She is the only good thing that's ever... (continue)(continue reading)

Christopher Grace - Adrian Yates
Jesse Eisenberg - Mike Howell

“- Victoria Lasseter: You were made a temporary supervisor because you kissed the right asses.
- Adrian Yates: Because I'm the right man for the job.
- Victoria Lasseter: According to who? Daffy Duck?”
Connie Britton - Victoria Lasseter
Christopher Grace - Adrian Yates

“- Mike Smith: Hey, I never got to ask you. Why did you get into journalism?
- Dan Rather: Curiosity.
- Mike Smith: That's it?
- Dan Rather: That's everything. Why did you get into?
- Mike Smith: You.”
Christopher Grace - Mike Smith
Robert Redford - Dan Rather

“- Paul Shepherdson: When did they activate you?
- Ben Geary: A year ago. I was to make the landscape safe for our new arrivals.
- Paul Shepherdson: You cut the Senator's neck because you knew you were the expert who could convince the Americans it was Cassius who did it.
- Ben Geary: An investigation would flush Cassius out. My orders are to...” (continue)(continue reading)

Richard Tiffany Gere - Paul Shepherdson
Christopher Grace - Ben Geary

“- Otis: We lost two assets attempting to neutralize Wiseman-designate Howell.
- Adrian Yates: How is that possible?
- Otis: He was armed with a spoon, sir.”
Michael Papajohn - Otis
Christopher Grace - Adrian Yates

“Phoebe Selburg. She who'd rather suck some stoner's cock than turn herself in for debrief, is going to question my authorization? I've read your file. You have no secrets from me! Your boyfriend isn't real. We made him. Oh, I'm so sorry that some lab-rat made you cum a bunch of times in the back of a Taco Bell. Yeah, that's probably a good...” (continue)(continue reading)
Christopher Grace - Adrian Yates

“- Edwin: We're on an alien hunting planet. You really think the solution is to walk more?
- Royce: It wants us to run. That's how it hunts. This is its jungle. Its game. Its rules. We run, we die.
- Isabelle: What's the alternative?
- Royce: We need to know what we're dealing with. Dog tracks go that way. We go after it.”
Christopher Grace - Edwin
Adrien Brody - Royce
Alice Braga - Isabelle