Christopher McDonald movie quotes

“- Virginia Venit: Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey! You want to beat him? Beat him on the course.
- Happy Gilmore: That's right, I'm gonna beat your ass on the course!
- Shooter McGavin: Yeah, right. And Grizzly Adams had a beard.
- Lee Trevino: Grizzly Adams did have a beard.”

Julie Bowen - Virginia Venit
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore
Christopher McDonald - Shooter McGavin
Lee Trevino - Lee Trevino

“- Shooter McGavin: You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
- Happy Gilmore: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
- Shooter McGavin: [long pause] No!”

Christopher McDonald - Shooter McGavin
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore

“If you're gonna learn how to do something, you'd better learn to do it right.”
Christopher McDonald

“- Happy Gilmore: I got into this tournament for one reason: money. And now I have a new reason: kicking your ass!
- Shooter McGavin: Well, I'd like to see you try.
- Happy Gilmore: [Picks up beer bottle and smashes it in half] Let's do it, then!
- Shooter McGavin: I meant on a golf course!”
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore
Christopher McDonald - Shooter McGavin

“I tell you, the real winner today is the city of Portland. Every time I come here it gets hard to leave. I bet you put something to the water.”

Christopher McDonald - Shooter McGavin

“- Omar: You're between bodies right now. Look, you're a soul, a spirit. The only way to get back is to be reborn. Any problem with that?
- Louie Jeffries: I guess not.”
Joe Grifasi - Omar
Christopher McDonald - Louie Jeffries

“- Bryce Arbogast: You didn't pay taxes.
- Nina Brewster: On stolen money?
- Bryce Arbogast: I didn't hear that.”
Christopher McDonald - Bryce Arbogast
Queen Latifah - Nina Brewster

“That's what started the whole bad-guy thing.”

Christopher McDonald

“I think any actor would rather do quality work than the episodic TV which pays the rent.”
Christopher McDonald

“You, people. Don't you know how bad we treat you, people? Serving your country? This ain't your country. You country is full of apes and gorillas, malaria, missionaries...”

Christopher McDonald - Major Joy

“- Professor Philip Brainard: Why are you here?
- Wilson Croft: To be honest, I'm here this weekend to steal your fiancée. And make her my wife.
- Professor Philip Brainard: I think you'll be sadly disappointed.”
Robin Williams - Professor Philip Brainard
Christopher McDonald - Wilson Croft

“The four elements: earth, air, water, and fire. Of these, I call your attention to two: air and fire. Though it is your privilege to live in the air, you will die by fire.”
Christopher McDonald - Major Joy

“- Omar: Boy or a girl?
- Louie Jeffries: What's that?
- Omar: You want to be reborn a boy or a girl?
- Louie Jeffries: No, I don't want to be reborn at all. I want to go home right now.”
Joe Grifasi - Omar
Christopher McDonald - Louie Jeffries

“- Stevo: Dad, look at this. What kinda, what kinda car is this?
- Dad: That would be a Porshe.
- Stevo: A Porshe, that you bought at a Volkswagen dealership. Volkswagen, right? For the people who designed it? Who made that possible, let me give you a hint, Adolf Hitler.”
Matthew Lillard - Stevo
Christopher McDonald - Dad

“- Davey: [to Johnny] What are you going to be when you grow up?
- Goose: A burden on society.”
Leif Green - Davey
Christopher McDonald - Goose

“We got Hurricane Grace moving north off the Atlantic seaboard. Huge... getting massive. Two, this low south of Sable Island, ready to explode. Look at this. Three, a fresh cold front swooping down from Canada. But it's caught a ride on the jet stream... and is motoring hell-bent towards the Atlantic. What if Hurricane Grace runs smack into it?...” (continue)(continue reading)
Christopher McDonald - Todd Gross

“I'm not an innovator like you, Phil. I'm an adapter, and to that end, I have profited from your ideas.”

Christopher McDonald - Wilson Croft

“- Foreman Marv Loach: United States Government? That must mean something big is happening here.
- Kent Mansley: No, Marv. Big things happen in big places, and the sooner I file my report, the sooner I can get back to them.”
James Gammon - Foreman Marv Loach
Christopher McDonald - Kent Mansley

“Every so often things happen that can't be rationalized in a conventional way. People wanna know their government has a response. I am that response.”
Christopher McDonald - Kent Mansley

“- Stevo: You're a Nazi!
- Dad: Nazi, I'm Jewish, Steven, how can I be a Nazi?”

Matthew Lillard - Stevo
Christopher McDonald - Dad

“- Natalie Standish: You wouldn't dare play fair, would you?
- Reed Standish: I wouldn't dare lose.”
JoBeth Williams - Natalie Standish
Christopher McDonald - Reed Standish

“Street dancing belongs on the street! It won't get you to Broadway.”
Christopher McDonald - James

“- Wilson Croft: What happened between us, Phil?
- Professor Philip Brainard: I just got tired of you stealing my ideas, Wilson.”
Christopher McDonald - Wilson Croft
Robin Williams - Professor Philip Brainard

“- Detective Mark Woods: Why did you kill your friend?
- Bo Richards: Because I had to.”
Christopher McDonald - Detective Mark Woods
Charlie Sheen - Bo Richards

“- Foreman Marv Loach: What department is that again?
- Kent Mansley: Frankly, I'm not at liberty to divulge the particulars of the agency I work for, and all that that implies.
- Foreman Marv Loach: You mean, national security?”
James Gammon - Foreman Marv Loach
Christopher McDonald - Kent Mansley